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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier
    Librarian vs. Math Teacher
    Librarian tips stacks onto math teacher and wins.

    Soldier vs. Army Fencer.
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Hi!


    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Soldier vs. Army Fencer.
    Army. Continous training wins out over someone who has not fenced for quite some time. Failing that - pull rank!


    Inq/Sabreur/Peach in an epee 3-poule


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    Inq wins out of sheer curmudgeonliness.

    As for me and Army...well, one of us has moral issues with taking life, which I imagine could interfere with "Combat to the Death". Plus, who said we're fencing?

    FtH vs. RL
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
    "All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier
    FtH vs. RL
    FtH has shown several times that he wins this one, hands down.

    Donald versus Daffy?
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    FtH has shown several times that he wins this one, hands down.

    Donald versus Daffy?
    Daffy. Donald is sane and neurotic. Daffy has no common sense.

    Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton.
    Nov shmoz ka pop.

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    rice. she looks meaner..

    wonder woman vs that fantastic four chick

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    Wonder Woman would blind Invisible Woman with her sparkly breast plate then one-two her for the fatal knockout.

    For the fashionistas:

    <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/02/carsonkressley_gallery__550x349.jpg">Carson Kressley</a> vs. the <a href="http://www.rba.gov.au/Museum/Displays/_Images/1920_1960/king_edward_VIII_big.jpg">Duke of Windsor.</a>


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    Carson!

    Carson, without a doubt. He would sit and look pretty while he has all the straight guys from queer eye knock out that other dude.

    Baked potato, Chili, French fries, Side salad, or caesar salad?

    Long live Wendys!

    ~Orange
    If you step up to the bell, RING IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeaholic
    Carson, without a doubt. He would sit and look pretty while he has all the straight guys from queer eye knock out that other dude.

    Baked potato, Chili, French fries, Side salad, or caesar salad?

    Long live Wendys!

    ~Orange

    All the straight guys from queer eye? Who are they?
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    I think she meant all the "contestants" from Queer Eye turned into metrosexual puppies.

    In any case, the two salads would be too busy weighing themselves and muttering "I just have to lay off the fertilizer to each other to fight, the French Fries would be off playing baseball or something to prove they're all-American, so, really, the contest lies between the chili and the baked potato. The chili, methinks, would smother the 'tater and drown it in a hot concoction of Super Ultimate Evil imitation peppers and Super Ultimate Evil preservatives, thus suffocating the potato and relegating it to a short, pitiful life as hot potato soup.

    <a href="http://www.serve.com/shea/germany_map2.gif">Germany</a> vs. <a href="http://richmondthenandnow.com/Images/Little-Southern-Girl.jpg">the state of Virginia.</a>

    Woops! I mean, the <a href="http://www.pen.k12.va.us/VDOE/Assessment/VSAPreport/2001/map.jpg">the State of Virginia</a>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses
    The chili, methinks, would smother the 'tater and drown it in a hot concoction of Super Ultimate Evil imitation peppers and Super Ultimate Evil preservatives
    That's just one more topping for the Tater to go with te chives and sourcream....

    -B :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses
    <a href="http://www.serve.com/shea/germany_map2.gif">Germany</a> vs. <a href="http://richmondthenandnow.com/Images/Little-Southern-Girl.jpg">the state of Virginia.</a>

    Woops! I mean, the <a href="http://www.pen.k12.va.us/VDOE/Assessment/VSAPreport/2001/map.jpg">the State of Virginia</a>

    -Da Mose

    Virginia. Germany is full of anti-war protestors who only get militant when their social handouts are threatened. Virginia is full of US military soldiers, retired US military soldiers, and good-old-boys.

    Edmund Blackadder

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    Lord Vetinari
    Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.

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    Blackadder - same guy's in House MD apparently, and it is "teh rulez" or something...

    Tommy Hunter vs. Stompin' Tom Connors.
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by latenight
    All the straight guys from queer eye? Who are they?

    Are you trying to tell me you have never watched Queer Eye for the straight guy?!? It's a show where 5 gay guys find a straight guy and transform his look, his cooking, his house, his wardrobe (carson's part), and make a good date.

    ~Orange
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    Actually I believe Edmund Blackadder is the fellow we Yanks know as "Mr. Bean".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses
    Actually I believe Edmund Blackadder is the fellow we Yanks know as "Mr. Bean".

    -Da Mose
    BLAST!!!!

    Must... consult... internet before... making fool of... self...
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    blackadder would win using only his witty insults ....for example:The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, and He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition. And for the fact that he has stares death in the face before and lives.


    PCs vs. Macs
    I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrastVitesse
    PCs vs. Macs
    PCs have won, thus proving that markets are not as efficient and rational as many economists would have us believe.

    Megalodon vs. Milton Friedman
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Army Fencer just grad from West Point and problem isworking for a E6 or E7 learning what they can't teach you in West Point a leader of men. Now A Air Force Punk call himself a soilder is a fun question since the all wear prop heads. A wouldnt no real combat not in less he become a FAC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur

    Megalodon vs. Milton Friedman

    I've seen Megalodon knock Godzilla for a loop. I think Milton Friedman once lost a slap-fight with the class wuss. So this fight goes to the Meg monster.

    A cute fluffy baby bunny

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    France
    Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.

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