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Array  Originally Posted by Soldier Librarian vs. Math Teacher Librarian tips stacks onto math teacher and wins.
Soldier vs. Army Fencer. Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
Hi!  Originally Posted by sabreur Soldier vs. Army Fencer. Army. Continous training wins out over someone who has not fenced for quite some time. Failing that - pull rank!
Inq/Sabreur/Peach in an epee 3-poule
Have a nice time!
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Array Inq wins out of sheer curmudgeonliness.
As for me and Army...well, one of us has moral issues with taking life, which I imagine could interfere with "Combat to the Death". Plus, who said we're fencing?
FtH vs. RL -
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Array  Originally Posted by Soldier FtH vs. RL FtH has shown several times that he wins this one, hands down.
Donald versus Daffy? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array  Originally Posted by sabreur FtH has shown several times that he wins this one, hands down.
Donald versus Daffy? Daffy. Donald is sane and neurotic. Daffy has no common sense.
Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton. -
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Array rice. she looks meaner..
wonder woman vs that fantastic four chick -
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Array Wonder Woman would blind Invisible Woman with her sparkly breast plate then one-two her for the fatal knockout.
For the fashionistas:
<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/02/carsonkressley_gallery__550x349.jpg">Carson Kressley</a> vs. the <a href="http://www.rba.gov.au/Museum/Displays/_Images/1920_1960/king_edward_VIII_big.jpg">Duke of Windsor.</a>
-Da Mose "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
-Menace-11 -
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Array Carson! Carson, without a doubt. He would sit and look pretty while he has all the straight guys from queer eye knock out that other dude.
Baked potato, Chili, French fries, Side salad, or caesar salad?
Long live Wendys! ~Orange If you step up to the bell, RING IT! -
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Array  Originally Posted by Orangeaholic Carson, without a doubt. He would sit and look pretty while he has all the straight guys from queer eye knock out that other dude.
Baked potato, Chili, French fries, Side salad, or caesar salad?
Long live Wendys! ~Orange
All the straight guys from queer eye? Who are they? Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease...... -
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Array I think she meant all the "contestants" from Queer Eye turned into metrosexual puppies.
In any case, the two salads would be too busy weighing themselves and muttering "I just have to lay off the fertilizer to each other to fight, the French Fries would be off playing baseball or something to prove they're all-American, so, really, the contest lies between the chili and the baked potato. The chili, methinks, would smother the 'tater and drown it in a hot concoction of Super Ultimate Evil imitation peppers and Super Ultimate Evil preservatives, thus suffocating the potato and relegating it to a short, pitiful life as hot potato soup.
<a href="http://www.serve.com/shea/germany_map2.gif">Germany</a> vs. <a href="http://richmondthenandnow.com/Images/Little-Southern-Girl.jpg">the state of Virginia.</a>
Woops! I mean, the <a href="http://www.pen.k12.va.us/VDOE/Assessment/VSAPreport/2001/map.jpg">the State of Virginia</a>
-Da Mose "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
-Menace-11 -
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Array  Originally Posted by Moses The chili, methinks, would smother the 'tater and drown it in a hot concoction of Super Ultimate Evil imitation peppers and Super Ultimate Evil preservatives That's just one more topping for the Tater to go with te chives and sourcream....
-B :) "Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" -
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Array  Originally Posted by Moses <a href="http://www.serve.com/shea/germany_map2.gif">Germany</a> vs. <a href="http://richmondthenandnow.com/Images/Little-Southern-Girl.jpg">the state of Virginia.</a>
Woops! I mean, the <a href="http://www.pen.k12.va.us/VDOE/Assessment/VSAPreport/2001/map.jpg">the State of Virginia</a>
-Da Mose
Virginia. Germany is full of anti-war protestors who only get militant when their social handouts are threatened. Virginia is full of US military soldiers, retired US military soldiers, and good-old-boys.
Edmund Blackadder
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Array Blackadder - same guy's in House MD apparently, and it is "teh rulez" or something...
Tommy Hunter vs. Stompin' Tom Connors. Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
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Array  Originally Posted by latenight All the straight guys from queer eye? Who are they?
Are you trying to tell me you have never watched Queer Eye for the straight guy?!? It's a show where 5 gay guys find a straight guy and transform his look, his cooking, his house, his wardrobe (carson's part), and make a good date.
~Orange If you step up to the bell, RING IT! -
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Array Actually I believe Edmund Blackadder is the fellow we Yanks know as "Mr. Bean".
-Da Mose "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
-Menace-11 -
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Array  Originally Posted by Moses Actually I believe Edmund Blackadder is the fellow we Yanks know as "Mr. Bean".
-Da Mose BLAST!!!!
Must... consult... internet before... making fool of... self... Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
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Array blackadder would win using only his witty insults ....for example:The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, and He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition. And for the fact that he has stares death in the face before and lives.
PCs vs. Macs I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
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Array  Originally Posted by AndrastVitesse PCs vs. Macs PCs have won, thus proving that markets are not as efficient and rational as many economists would have us believe.
Megalodon vs. Milton Friedman Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array Army Fencer just grad from West Point and problem isworking for a E6 or E7 learning what they can't teach you in West Point a leader of men. Now A Air Force Punk call himself a soilder is a fun question since the all wear prop heads. A wouldnt no real combat not in less he become a FAC. Tim Loomis
Ye Olde Armourer MASTER ARMOURER
DO YOU TRUST YOUR ARMOURER
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Array  Originally Posted by sabreur
Megalodon vs. Milton Friedman
I've seen Megalodon knock Godzilla for a loop. I think Milton Friedman once lost a slap-fight with the class wuss. So this fight goes to the Meg monster.
A cute fluffy baby bunny
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