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    Roche is an *******

    Thinking about fencing celebrities, I just thought it needed to be said.

    Stop making changes to my weapon, and to my sport mother****er!!! Perhaps I should challenge you to a duel and we can settle this justly!!

    Kiss my ***, you french pansy, you reactionary son of a *****!!!!

    You can take your lexan and stuff it, and you can jam your new rules up your crepe-eating maw.
    Last edited by fencerontheline; 07-20-2005 at 10:18 PM. Reason: I needed to be more vulgar... and even more vulgar when my new idea struck me.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Perhaps I should challenge you to a duel and we can settle this justly!!
    You know even if you had a duel with him, he would just change the rules mid-fight.

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    I suppose you've given up on the whole respect your elders sort of thing, then? That whole part where knowledgeable parties are constantly and mercilessly attacked on this forum and therefore no longer come on it? That's gone?

    No one likes Roch. We all know this. It's been said time and time again. What is the point of this thread?

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    you reactionary son of a *****!!!!
    Glass houses, stones, et cetera.
    Out Of The Ashes

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbiggs
    No one likes Roch. We all know this. It's been said time and time again. What is the point of this thread?
    This is me, doing the work of god. I got drunk, and this came to me in a dream. A burning bush told me that it's my mission to do damage to the reputation of the frog prince.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welted 24/7
    Glass houses, stones, et cetera.
    Don't give me no guff boy!!! I am doing god's work.
    Last edited by fencerontheline; 07-20-2005 at 10:46 PM. Reason: It needed more funky fresh
    If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust

    ~The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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    I know you people hate me and the rules I impliment, as I regularly read this message board. Tough s**t, for I am the french tyrant!

    I thrive on your misery. F**k off and die.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Perhaps I should challenge you to a duel and we can settle this justly!!
    Probably not a good idea. You know how everyone's talking about the FIE not being democratic, right? Well... it's not! No one in the FIE votes for the big bossman - once every year or so, all the ties and suit jackets come off and they go at it with sharps; last one standing is the new president.

    Every fencer on the planet is allowed to be the boss of the FIE, they just need to be the best fencer on the planet. What do you think nationals are for? To rank people for awards? To put together national teams for the Olympics? That's what the FIE wants you to think - in reality, they're looking for fencers who would stand a chance at beating any of the FIE executive in singles combat...

    You're picking a fight with the most dangerous man on the planet - please, FOTL, remember that you have friends on the forum who would hate to see you get hurt... don't do it!!!
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    I know you people hate me and the rules I impliment, as I regularly read this message board. Tough s**t, for I am the french tyrant!

    I thrive on your misery. F**k off and die.....

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    you reactionary son of a *****!!!!
    Reactionary implies that he's opposed to change. Whereas Roche is into change for its own sake.

    Which makes him a radical son of a *****!!!!

    darius

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    Quote Originally Posted by darius
    Reactionary implies that he's opposed to change. Whereas Roche is into change for its own sake.

    Which makes him a radical son of a *****!!!!

    darius
    Changing the sport to suit the crowd is by no means a valid concession.

    To prove my point, I will change our sport to birth-sex, and Roche shall be our parent/guardian,

    If one's parent or guardian demanded that their children undergo a sex change, in order to 'improve general and public viewability', they would be deemed psychotic, and unfit parents and their child would be taken from them. Likewise, Roche should be deemed an unfit guardian of our sport, and his control should be taken. I say we revolt!! Take up arms!!!

    Now, a break in our regularly scheduled rants, for more insults.

    Roche is an ***-biting radical son of a scummy *****, can go suck on Rogge's undersized and underused man-stick.

    RAWR!!!!!
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    Hey could you trade Roche for Dubya? Make Roche Pres of US and Bush Pres of FIE. Problem solved, pardner.
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU BUY MY TACTICAL WHEEL!!!????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopper
    Hey could you trade Roche for Dubya? Make Roche Pres of US and Bush Pres of FIE. Problem solved, pardner.
    Is there really a difference? Both are surrounded by suck ups and put their friends in high places where they have serious conflicts of interest.
    Who could tell?
    A friend will bail you out of jail,
    a true friend will help you hide the body...
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    Looks like we're devolving into fencingsucks.com land. (Is that site still around?)
    =)=///

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Stop making changes to my weapon, and to my sport mother****er!!!
    I always thought you were an épéeist...
    Fencing is my only PvP.

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    Craig put swear filters on this site for a reason. It's not cool to spoof the swearing and I see no point in allowing this thread to continue. Thread closed.

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