07-04-2005, 08:10 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Fencing101 WaterCooler Caption Contest
OK guys, what's the best caption you can come up with for THIS picture? http://www.wendylu.com/dog/picnicPho...es/hotdog1.jpg
(random google picture, btw)
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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07-04-2005, 08:13 PM
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07-04-2005, 08:15 PM
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| Oh ****! That's NOT a hot dog!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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07-04-2005, 08:35 PM
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| Caption Contest!
Go get him Sparky!! Find the rest of this man!!!
-Orange 
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07-04-2005, 11:29 PM
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| Hey!
C'mon people this is a good thread, keep it alive!!!!! I know the creativity on fencing.net! Lets go!
-Orange
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07-04-2005, 11:43 PM
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| Fido, you put that back in my shorts where you found it!!!
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07-04-2005, 11:46 PM
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| "A glimpse into the dog apocalypse."
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RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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07-04-2005, 11:47 PM
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| Ok, you got the scent? Now go find Mr. Johnson. That's the last time he looks at my wife.
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"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
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07-05-2005, 03:10 AM
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| See? That's the difference between you and me. I wear shoes, you don't! Meaning, I can put my feet on the sofa, you CAN'T!
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Beat it...Jab it...Stab it...FENCE IT!!!
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07-05-2005, 04:16 AM
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| The semi-annual West Virginia Lesbian Alliance shutzhund competition was canceled last week after one competing dog attacked an unfortunate mailman who was passing by. When asked about the incident, the dog's owner, Lara Schooner replied, "I don't know whether to scold her or praise her. ERA all the way!!"
The mail delivery person could not be reached for comment.
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07-05-2005, 11:09 AM
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| Rin Tin Tin and Snowflake take the early lead in the Johnson family's annual "Hot Dog Hurling" contest.
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07-05-2005, 11:17 AM
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07-05-2005, 11:17 AM
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| "Local K-9 force joins search for John Bobbitt's Missing Link"
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07-05-2005, 11:34 AM
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| After the cancelation of a tournament local fencers and their friends find new ways to entertain themselves.
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The Epeeman, the Epeeman, in frayed and tattered gear
Can lick his weight in wildcats and can drink his weight in beer
And for the foil and sabreman he hasn't any fear
For he's a late edition of the dashing Musketeer.
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07-05-2005, 11:39 AM
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| Local woman Sheryl Comack frantically tries to retreive her last bit of food from one of the marauding bands of zombie dogs that have swept over Australia in recent months.
(btw, is it me, or is their garage twice the size of their house?)
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07-05-2005, 11:40 AM
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| For sale : 1994 Mazda Protege 4-door sedan. Low mileage, air, auto, non-smoker owner. Price negotiable. Free hot dog to buyer. For details, please call 818-976-4243 and ask for Sindee. | |
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07-05-2005, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox
(btw, is it me, or is their garage twice the size of their house?)
| I noticed that... and wondered about that shower enclosure inside the garage. Looks like they are storing wood materials in there, but I was wondering why they have a shower in the garage anyways??? | |
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07-05-2005, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari I noticed that... and wondered about that shower enclosure inside the garage. Looks like they are storing wood materials in there, but I was wondering why they have a shower in the garage anyways??? | It's a picture taken in Canada.... don't you folks down south keep your husbands locked in the garage???
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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07-05-2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl It's a picture taken in Canada.... don't you folks down south keep your husbands locked in the garage??? |
Ahhh... I see. No, we don't keep in the garage. Down here in the Deep-East we like to keep em at the office. | |
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07-05-2005, 12:11 PM
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