07-08-2005, 02:09 AM
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#41 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Desert
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| I only wear this kilt to distract people from my microcephaly.
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07-08-2005, 04:01 AM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,071
| "Oh yeah? I'd like to see the sporran that could surpass the dimensions of mine!"
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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07-08-2005, 09:44 AM
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#43 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Over there -->
Posts: 3,875
| "Just so you know, i DIDN'T lose a bet and this is NOT a skirt." | |
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07-20-2005, 09:38 PM
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#44 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,832
| "There can be only one! Otherwise when we met, the world would implode upoun itself and neither of us would ever get laid again...." | |
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07-24-2005, 04:18 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
| "So that's why I keep getting those looks when I walk past the gay bar"
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I AM the walrus
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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07-24-2005, 04:44 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Carolina über Alles
Posts: 2,608
| "I will BREAK YOU IN HALF!! And then completely redesign your drapes to match your furniture."
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RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer
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07-24-2005, 04:50 PM
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#47 | | Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 64
| How about <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/spoon7/gas.jpg">this</a> one?
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In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey
Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
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07-24-2005, 05:08 PM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Desert
Posts: 499
| Have you had your Wheaties this morning?
-Da Mose
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"I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
-Menace-11
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07-24-2005, 05:37 PM
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#49 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,778
| "911? There's a venomous reptile trying to get into my car, it's been following me since my last stop at Texaco!"
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Fencing is my only PvP. | |
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07-25-2005, 05:15 PM
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#50 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
| "What do you mean you think you forgot something at the gas station?"
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I AM the walrus
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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07-25-2005, 05:19 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,384
| Taking a page from the Air Force, the Army decides to test their new 'in-progress refueling' technique with questionable results........
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But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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07-25-2005, 05:39 PM
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#52 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 149
| Woman driver.  | |
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07-25-2005, 07:34 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The City of Roses
Posts: 905
| "Look, it's not my fault I've never pumped my own gas before... I'm from Oregon."
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Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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07-26-2005, 02:21 AM
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#54 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 685
| "Man! What a gas guzzler this car is! I miss my Honda."
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The sweet is never sweet without the sour.
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07-26-2005, 02:27 AM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC/Brandeis
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Originally Posted by cornflower NEW PHOTO!
Anyone have anything creative for this? |
I have to respond to this one.
"Yeah I just got this face a few weeks ago. Do you think it matches my kilt?"
__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
Read it, be happy: Funny | |
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07-26-2005, 10:16 AM
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Amherst, MA and Franklin, MA
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Originally Posted by BOBP Woman driver. | My favorite so far | |
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07-26-2005, 09:00 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tip of your blade..
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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali
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07-26-2005, 09:01 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC/Brandeis
Posts: 1,118
| "You see Mr. Bond, I'm not a cat at all..."
__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
Read it, be happy: Funny | |
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07-26-2005, 09:33 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2,143
| "Oy, I never thought the Ugg boots trend would spread to non-humans..."
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"Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies." -Juno MacGuff | |
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07-26-2005, 09:59 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Cartersville, GA
Posts: 630
| Not your average Puss N' Boots.
or
Mean mothers like this don't wear bunny slippers.
or
Punk culture makes a comeback in feline society.
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To be predictable is to be hit often.
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