07-05-2005, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench I don't know if I want that mental image in my head, thank you very much.
But... would this be like a couple of vestal virgins here? And just where are we going to find 2 virgins in the Watercooler, anyway? | I really doyubt Inqy cares whether they are vestal or virgin.
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07-05-2005, 03:26 PM
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#62 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by broncofencer I really doyubt Inqy cares whether they are vestal or virgin. | O vestidas. (Sorry, multi-lingual joke there.)
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07-05-2005, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs In the Brat Pack... | except for that part where RIGHT NOW there's a thread about how the brat pack isn't so young anymore................
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07-05-2005, 07:41 PM
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| ... and several threads where it's learned that they're not quite so virginal either! | |
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07-05-2005, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari ... and several threads where it's learned that they're not quite so virginal either! | there has to be a time gap where someone gets their virginity BACK, based on the ratio of the time it's been since they've last had sex to their total lifetime, and i want to know that ratio, because i think i'm fast approaching it..........
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07-05-2005, 08:10 PM
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#66 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint there has to be a time gap where someone gets their virginity BACK, based on the ratio of the time it's been since they've last had sex to their total lifetime, and i want to know that ratio, because i think i'm fast approaching it.......... | Isn't there some doctrine in the Catholic church that says that if you haven't had sex in 7 years, you're a virgin again? You might be on to something. I don't think anything actually grows back, but you get credit.
Some of us would have trouble making it 7 days, of course.
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07-05-2005, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench Isn't there some doctrine in the Catholic church that says that if you haven't had sex in 7 years, you're a virgin again? You might be on to something. I don't think anything actually grows back, but you get credit.
Some of us would have trouble making it 7 days, of course. | No!!! It doesn't work that way! Sheesh... what people will come up with just so they can join the convent nowadays! | |
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07-05-2005, 08:48 PM
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| And sadly, MP... considering you are only 18 years old, and thusly and suitably limited by that fact, I can quite assure you that you will need to do significantly less, uh...activity, before you even come close to approaching the point of revirginitation!!! | |
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07-05-2005, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari And sadly, MP... considering you are only 18 years old, and thusly and suitably limited by that fact, I can quite assure you that you will need to do significantly less, uh...activity, before you even come close to approaching the point of revirginitation!!! |
i'd actually prefer to avoid revirginitation entirely.
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07-05-2005, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint i'd actually prefer to avoid revirginitation entirely. | I can understand that! Luckily it takes a very long time to achieve... no matter how close you may feel it is approaching! Also quite in your favor is the absence of sagging (and otherwise loose) parts that occur somewhere near the point of no return. | |
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07-10-2005, 10:12 AM
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| 250 bonus Inq Fan Club points to the first person who can correctly guess where our idol lost his virginity. (Don't bother looking in the official biographical texts; this one's off the books for all but the most dedicated followers.) | |
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07-10-2005, 10:52 AM
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07-10-2005, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex 250 bonus Inq Fan Club points to the first person who can correctly guess where our idol lost his virginity. | You mean he's not a virgin? *gasp*
Hmm, the recipe for my secret 'LuckyStreak Brew' (TM) calls for a sabreur virgin. Bugger...  
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07-10-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen a sabreur virgin. | I imagine you're going to have a hard time finding one of those... 
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07-10-2005, 03:55 PM
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| Not a week goes by that some hopeful woman announces that she is the Chosen One who will birth the next generation of Inquartata's genetic potential. It's very much a religious quest for some ... and, as the newspaper rumor columns would have us believe, almost a secondary sports activity for Inq. | |
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07-10-2005, 08:20 PM
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| Strange that you mention that. I heard he competed in Olympic pelvic powerlifting in order to change his center of gravity so as to have better footwork.
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07-10-2005, 11:22 PM
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#77 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen You mean he's not a virgin? *gasp*
Hmm, the recipe for my secret 'LuckyStreak Brew' (TM) calls for a sabreur virgin. Bugger... | Does the sabreur virgin have to minced, diced, or merely chopped? Do you use the whole virgin, or just the...err... "human horn" (considered a potent aphrodisiac by residents of Omicron Persei VIII).
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07-11-2005, 01:45 AM
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| Or that they "are"...in the existential sense....
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07-11-2005, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Does the sabreur virgin have to minced, diced, or merely chopped? Do you use the whole virgin, or just the...err... "human horn" (considered a potent aphrodisiac by residents of Omicron Persei VIII). | First beheaded by his own sabre, then chopped up in 'munchable' pieces.
But that's just cosmetics.
It doesn't really matter since it all goes in the blender anyways.  Kreegah bandolo! [/distasteful joke]
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07-11-2005, 05:11 AM
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