07-03-2005, 02:15 PM
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#41 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by cornflower I'd eat Inq first. I don't have enough meat on my bones. | Eh...er...ya know, Flower, um...how can I say this...women are the meal which is never consumed...  | 
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07-03-2005, 02:18 PM
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#42 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Ha ha, no tap water for Inq! I bet he gets it from Inq wells.  | Please! I dr inq water from the s inq ( I eat over it too, but never mind that ). | |
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07-03-2005, 04:06 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Eh...er...ya know, Flower, um...how can I say this...women are the meal which is never consumed... | I don't get it.... ? 
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07-03-2005, 04:20 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by cornflower I don't get it.... ? |
don't worry, papa inq will explain it when you're older...............
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07-03-2005, 05:10 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
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| I joined the Inquartata Fan Club a little late -- Member #3,813. When club members die (usually at the hands of unrepentant epeeists), are their membership numbers recycled? In other words, could a Inqster newbie get a Member number in the double-digit range? And if so, how incredibly unfair is that?! Frippin' come-latelys don't deserve that sort of honor. | |
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07-03-2005, 05:13 PM
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#46 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| He's talking about oral sex! Yeah!!!! | |
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07-03-2005, 05:15 PM
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#47 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint don't worry, papa inq will explain it when you're older............... | He's talking about oral sex! Yeah!!!!  | |
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07-03-2005, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I don't get it.... |
You have my deepest sympathies.
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07-04-2005, 09:09 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
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| Have you ever noticed that when Inquartata is around, you can never seem to find Clark Kent?  | |
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07-05-2005, 02:37 AM
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#50 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex Have you ever noticed that when Inquartata is around, you can never seem to find Clark Kent? | i usually can't find bruce wayne either.
of course, i can NEVER find EITHER of them...............
so, whatev.
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07-05-2005, 02:37 AM
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#51 | | Boom!
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex Have you ever noticed that when Inquartata is around, you can never seem to find Clark Kent? | Clark's afraid of him, I think...
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07-05-2005, 02:50 AM
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#52 | | Senior Member
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| *tries to hold in her laughter but fails* I am picturing this conversation taking place in a stuffy meeting room filled with stoic, sober faces. And, everyone is wearing a nice pin-stripe suit. If you don't laugh whilst thinking of this, then there is no hope for you. Bwahahaha! Inq, it seems that you have your own fan club, what's the price for admission? (Are you making any money off of this?) Congratulations!
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07-05-2005, 07:01 AM
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#53 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint i usually can't find bruce wayne either.
of course, i can NEVER find EITHER of them...............
so, whatev. | MP dear you need to look in phone boxes and in spooky gothic houses...or maybe even at a printing press? The other option is to find the stuffiest Englishest butler you can and ask him to take you to his master.... ;-)
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07-05-2005, 02:15 PM
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#54 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Sarah what's the price for admission? | "A nice sandwich".  Quote: |
(Are you making any money off of this?)
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Maybe I'll carry a cup around at Nationals, for the donations. | |
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07-05-2005, 02:16 PM
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#55 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Zelda find the stuffiest Englishest butler you can and ask him to take you to his master.... ;-) | But not THE "Master", if you please. | |
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07-05-2005, 02:17 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
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| Ick. Please don't. You're supposed to wear it.
>>Maybe I'll carry a cup around at Nationals, for the donations
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07-05-2005, 02:40 PM
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#57 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| You can carry it for me, if you wish to become one of my "supporters"... | |
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07-05-2005, 02:46 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
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| Since this is Inq. we are talking about I think it should be 2 cups carried by a female "supporter" especially if the cups overfloweth.
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07-05-2005, 03:06 PM
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#59 | | the dark one
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| I don't know if I want that mental image in my head, thank you very much.
But... would this be like a couple of vestal virgins here? And just where are we going to find 2 virgins in the Watercooler, anyway?
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07-05-2005, 03:06 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by swordwench But... would this be like a couple of vestal virgins here? And just where are we going to find 2 virgins in the Watercooler, anyway? | In the Brat Pack... | |
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