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    Just so you know...

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
    Aureli pathetice et cinaede Furi

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    While I can't entirely make out the picture, I certainly agree with the sentiment. After all:

    - What's the easiest way to make lots of heat in the middle of the forest? Fire.
    - What's the quickest way to permanently get rid of incriminating papers? Fire.
    - What's a great thing to use if you're stuck on a desert island and you're trying to signal a passing ship? Fire.
    - What's the fastest tool (after explosives, which basically are little bottles holding a lot of fire under pressure) that you can use to clear some bushes? Fire.
    - What can you use to provide light? Fire.
    - What can you always count on to cook your food? Fire.
    - What makes your car go? Fire.
    - What gets out the worst ground-in stains? Fire.
    - What's a great way to cover up certain kinds of evidence? Fire.
    - What makes every car chase more exciting? Fire.
    - What repels sharks? Fire.

    Fire is a very versatile tool. In our modern world where we're surrounded by computers and other magical gadgets, it's easy to forget how powerful a tool fire is. You think a lever or wheel is the best tool? Who needs to lift or move something if you can burn it, thus reducing the amount of work you have to do?
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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