05-23-2005, 01:41 PM
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#1 | | Din Älskling
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| Funny eBay items.
This thread is for posting funny items you run across in eBay. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...961104483&rd=1
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05-23-2005, 01:54 PM
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05-23-2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr | The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it?
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05-23-2005, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it? | Ha! Cos eBay catches the "stolen" or "counterfeit" items and skips them off the auctions. Pretty slick way to auction off one of those "banned" items!
But still. I just can't see me risking $11,000 on a watch that may or may not arrive at my address! | |
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05-23-2005, 02:33 PM
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05-23-2005, 02:39 PM
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05-23-2005, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by InweCiryatan Epee_Pox, how did you figure out it was a Rolex? | Just read the item description.
It starts off with:
Item Specifics - Textbooks, Education
Product Type: Workbook, Study Guide Educational Level: --
Category: Education, Teaching Printing Year: --
Condition: New
But then continues with:
Item Specifics - Wristwatches
Brand: Rolex Age: 2000-Now
Gender: Men's Condition: --
Features: Day/Date, Water Resistant
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05-23-2005, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr | ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!! | |
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05-23-2005, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!! | "...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."
I imagine MM opening her Mothers Day parcel, looking somewhat puzzled... "Aww kids, you shouldn't have!"  
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05-23-2005, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen "...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..." | Definitely something one should get BEFORE/INSTEAD of having kids! | |
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05-23-2005, 04:39 PM
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| I was always amused by the number of people who attempt to sell their souls on ebay. No link because I'm far too lazy. | |
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05-23-2005, 05:20 PM
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05-23-2005, 05:39 PM
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#13 | | Din Älskling
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If this guy gets $3,000. I'm going to put mine up. I won't sell it for all eternity but might consider renting it for a few eons. Kind of like a soulshare with option to buy. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
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05-23-2005, 05:45 PM
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| I tried running a search for souls and only found one with an actuall bid on it.
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05-23-2005, 10:29 PM
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| One of my classmates in college, Rafi, ran out of cash while playing billiards with us, and gambled his soul against $5 on his next game. He lost, and by the end of the night people had gambled and lost portions of his soul on a number of games, so that Rob ended up with 13/64 of Rafi's soul, Payam owned 3/8 of Rafi's soul, and so on. Rafi spent the rest of the year trying to win his soul back piece by piece. I don't think he ever won 100% of it back fair and square. | |
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05-23-2005, 10:47 PM
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05-24-2005, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by fixxmyweapon | Based off of the start date, that bologna is at least 4 days old by now. 
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05-24-2005, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Araznal How do they ship this one? | Vewy vewy cawefulwy..... I actually sent away for tadpoles once, and they arrived live, though just barely.
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