05-23-2005, 02:41 PM
#1 Din Älskling
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Funny eBay items.
This thread is for posting funny items you run across in eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...961104483&rd=1
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05-23-2005, 02:54 PM
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05-23-2005, 03:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by esskreemr
The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it?
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05-23-2005, 03:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Epee_Pox
The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it?
Ha! Cos eBay catches the "stolen" or "counterfeit" items and skips them off the auctions. Pretty slick way to auction off one of those "banned" items!
But still. I just can't see me risking $11,000 on a watch that may or may not arrive at my address!
05-23-2005, 03:33 PM
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05-23-2005, 03:39 PM
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05-23-2005, 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by InweCiryatan
Epee_Pox, how did you figure out it was a Rolex?
Just read the item description.
It starts off with:
Item Specifics - Textbooks, Education
Product Type: Workbook, Study Guide Educational Level: --
Category: Education, Teaching Printing Year: --
Condition: New
But then continues with:
Item Specifics - Wristwatches
Brand: Rolex Age: 2000-Now
Gender: Men's Condition: --
Features: Day/Date, Water Resistant
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05-23-2005, 04:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by esskreemr
ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!!
05-23-2005, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari
ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!!
"...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."
I imagine MM opening her Mothers Day parcel, looking somewhat puzzled...
"Aww kids, you shouldn't have!"
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05-23-2005, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen
"...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."
Definitely something one should get BEFORE/INSTEAD of having kids!
05-23-2005, 05:39 PM
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I was always amused by the number of people who attempt to sell their souls on ebay. No link because I'm far too lazy.
05-23-2005, 06:20 PM
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05-23-2005, 06:39 PM
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Muwahaha
If this guy gets $3,000. I'm going to put mine up. I won't sell it for all eternity but might consider renting it for a few eons. Kind of like a soulshare with option to buy.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
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05-23-2005, 06:45 PM
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I tried running a search for souls and only found one with an actuall bid on it.
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05-23-2005, 11:29 PM
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One of my classmates in college, Rafi, ran out of cash while playing billiards with us, and gambled his soul against $5 on his next game. He lost, and by the end of the night people had gambled and lost portions of his soul on a number of games, so that Rob ended up with 13/64 of Rafi's soul, Payam owned 3/8 of Rafi's soul, and so on. Rafi spent the rest of the year trying to win his soul back piece by piece. I don't think he ever won 100% of it back fair and square.
05-23-2005, 11:47 PM
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05-24-2005, 02:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fixxmyweapon
Based off of the start date, that bologna is at least 4 days old by now.
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05-24-2005, 11:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Araznal
How do they ship this one?
Vewy vewy cawefulwy.....
I actually sent away for tadpoles once, and they arrived live, though just barely.
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05-24-2005, 11:26 PM
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