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Old 05-23-2005, 02:41 PM   #1
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Funny eBay items.

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Inflatable Wife

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The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it?
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The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it?
Ha! Cos eBay catches the "stolen" or "counterfeit" items and skips them off the auctions. Pretty slick way to auction off one of those "banned" items!

But still. I just can't see me risking $11,000 on a watch that may or may not arrive at my address!
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...583655939&rd=1
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...582337319&rd=1
I guess witches have to earn a living too. Epee_Pox, how did you figure out it was a Rolex?
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:39 PM   #6
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Epee_Pox, how did you figure out it was a Rolex?
Just read the item description.

It starts off with:

Item Specifics - Textbooks, Education
Product Type: Workbook, Study Guide Educational Level: --
Category: Education, Teaching Printing Year: --
Condition: New


But then continues with:

Item Specifics - Wristwatches
Brand: Rolex Age: 2000-Now
Gender: Men's Condition: --
Features: Day/Date, Water Resistant
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I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!!
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I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!!
"...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."

I imagine MM opening her Mothers Day parcel, looking somewhat puzzled..."Aww kids, you shouldn't have!"
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"...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."
Definitely something one should get BEFORE/INSTEAD of having kids!
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Haunted items are popular on ebay these days

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...582944153&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...582944153&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...sPageName=WDVW

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...sPageName=WD2V
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Old 05-23-2005, 06:39 PM   #13
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Muwahaha

If this guy gets $3,000. I'm going to put mine up. I won't sell it for all eternity but might consider renting it for a few eons. Kind of like a soulshare with option to buy.

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I tried running a search for souls and only found one with an actuall bid on it.
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speaking of cash....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
all i can say is...wtf mate
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
all i can say is...wtf mate
Based off of the start date, that bologna is at least 4 days old by now.
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How do they ship this one?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...582548736&rd=1

I love this one just because of the description.

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How do they ship this one?
Vewy vewy cawefulwy..... I actually sent away for tadpoles once, and they arrived live, though just barely.
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Personally, I like this one-

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