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Funny eBay items. This thread is for posting funny items you run across in eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...961104483&rd=1 "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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 Originally Posted by esskreemr The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it? Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox The ostensible money laundering guide is actually an auction for a Rolex. Think he stole it? Ha! Cos eBay catches the "stolen" or "counterfeit" items and skips them off the auctions. Pretty slick way to auction off one of those "banned" items!
But still. I just can't see me risking $11,000 on a watch that may or may not arrive at my address!
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*In heaven all the interesting people are missing.*
~Friedrich Nietzsche*
*Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools?*
~The professor
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"Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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Originally Posted by InweCiryatan Epee_Pox, how did you figure out it was a Rolex? Just read the item description.
It starts off with:
Item Specifics - Textbooks, Education
Product Type: Workbook, Study Guide Educational Level: --
Category: Education, Teaching Printing Year: --
Condition: New
But then continues with:
Item Specifics - Wristwatches
Brand: Rolex Age: 2000-Now
Gender: Men's Condition: --
Features: Day/Date, Water Resistant Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.
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Originally Posted by esskreemr ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!!
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari ha ha ha ha
I'm sure glad I didn't get a can of that for Mother's Day!!! "...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..."
I imagine MM opening her Mothers Day parcel, looking somewhat puzzled..."Aww kids, you shouldn't have!"  
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen "...contains a mixture of herbal oils which help to disguise the natural oestrus odour of a ***** in season and so discourage the unwanted attention..." Definitely something one should get BEFORE/INSTEAD of having kids!
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I was always amused by the number of people who attempt to sell their souls on ebay. No link because I'm far too lazy.
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Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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Muwahaha If this guy gets $3,000. I'm going to put mine up. I won't sell it for all eternity but might consider renting it for a few eons. Kind of like a soulshare with option to buy.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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I tried running a search for souls and only found one with an actuall bid on it. Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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One of my classmates in college, Rafi, ran out of cash while playing billiards with us, and gambled his soul against $5 on his next game. He lost, and by the end of the night people had gambled and lost portions of his soul on a number of games, so that Rob ended up with 13/64 of Rafi's soul, Payam owned 3/8 of Rafi's soul, and so on. Rafi spent the rest of the year trying to win his soul back piece by piece. I don't think he ever won 100% of it back fair and square.
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"I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject." March Hare
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Originally Posted by fixxmyweapon Based off of the start date, that bologna is at least 4 days old by now.  Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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How do they ship this one?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...582548736&rd=1
I love this one just because of the description.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...961282874&rd=1
"read, but not abused", oh it's so classic  . "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
Read it, be happy: Funny
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Originally Posted by Araznal How do they ship this one? Vewy vewy cawefulwy..... I actually sent away for tadpoles once, and they arrived live, though just barely. *In heaven all the interesting people are missing.*
~Friedrich Nietzsche*
*Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools?*
~The professor
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