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 Originally Posted by Araznal I have a koi pond in my backyard and my parents have bought fish from a website before. They put them in a plastic bag, fill it with air, and surround it with foam. They ship it over night to avoid harm to the fish. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Originally Posted by Elemental I tried running a search for souls and only found one with an actuall bid on it. Well I did say people who attempt to sell their souls on eBay. I didn't say it actually worked.
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Can you help a guy out? I found this while looking for a mannequin to make a fencing dummy out of:
mannequin One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
~Blackadder
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Neither do I. I guess it comes with a letter saying, "If you can't see it, then you can't recognize the pope's hat, the Virgin Mary, or Jesus. It's your own fault, not mine.  " "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
Read it, be happy: Funny
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Originally Posted by Araznal Neither do I. I guess it comes with a letter saying, "If you can't see it, then you can't recognize the pope's hat, the Virgin Mary, or Jesus. It's your own fault, not mine. " and at the end of the letter :"Sorry no returns or refunds"   I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
~Blackadder
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happy baby
I just like the picture and description for this one...It almost looks like they're selling the baby to a good home! "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be: and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
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Last edited by electricepeeist; 05-29-2005 at 03:03 PM.
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be: and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
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