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The Hotline.
Call this number. It's nothing bad, or horrible, or someone's real number. It's just a recording. Call it. I did it, now you do it. It's Massachusetts or Rhode Island- if that's too far try to use a cell on weekends or afternoons. Which is now. A girl gave it to me. I am so sad. Leapfrogging unicorns. 1-781-654-2925. Just call it.
I know that number, my friend gives it out all the time.
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