05-08-2005, 04:09 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky
Posts: 323
| A Haiku for Div1A in Sacramento
To Sacramento-
Double touch and alcohol
How can I refuse? | 
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05-08-2005, 04:24 AM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,994
| A negro icon
With nothing better to do
Posting stupid thread | |
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05-08-2005, 01:12 PM
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#3 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 22,863
| The same day as Vets
I cannot fence both events
Stupid bloody rule! | |
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05-08-2005, 01:13 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,091
| Another excuse
To write haiku - I am joy!
Now you all suffer. | |
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05-08-2005, 01:21 PM
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#5 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,811
| your epee will blaze
with both speed and skill unmatched
all enemies fall
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"Let's see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame YOU? Ding ding ding ding ding! Blame you wins hands-down!" - Bowler Hat Guy, Meet the Robinsons | |
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05-08-2005, 01:23 PM
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#6 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 22,863
| Hah! "Epee" and "speed",
Oxymoron, for certain!
Very funny, that!  | |
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05-08-2005, 01:32 PM
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#7 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,811
| sabreur marches on
her ironic wit falls flat
victim to his speed
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"Let's see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame YOU? Ding ding ding ding ding! Blame you wins hands-down!" - Bowler Hat Guy, Meet the Robinsons | |
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05-08-2005, 01:54 PM
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#8 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,638
| Resistance is futile.
Double-touches on target.
I'll drink to that. 
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Fencing is my only PvP. | |
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05-08-2005, 01:57 PM
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#9 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 22,863
| Haikus are too terse
For epeeists; they use six
Syllables, not five!  | |
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05-08-2005, 02:23 PM
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#10 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,638
| Inq is confused,
thinking wrong syntax was used.
Silly old goat. 
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Fencing is my only PvP. | |
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05-08-2005, 02:59 PM
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#11 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,811
| In epee, no rules -
Nor right of way, nor syllables.
But she is the queen.
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"Let's see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame YOU? Ding ding ding ding ding! Blame you wins hands-down!" - Bowler Hat Guy, Meet the Robinsons | |
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05-08-2005, 07:48 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA
Posts: 7,354
| I wish that I had
Seven million dollars
Then I could go there... | |
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05-08-2005, 07:54 PM
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#13 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,909
| Sacramento is
So far away from my place
I'd have to fly there 
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Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. | |
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05-08-2005, 08:59 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC/Brandeis
Posts: 1,118
| I cannot compete
With my team because of rules
Can't do just Div III. | |
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05-10-2005, 09:47 AM
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#15 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,811
| Sacramento lies
'tween wine and Yosemite.
Add steel? Paradise! 
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"Let's see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame YOU? Ding ding ding ding ding! Blame you wins hands-down!" - Bowler Hat Guy, Meet the Robinsons | |
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05-10-2005, 04:01 PM
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#16 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,100
| Quote: |
Originally Posted by Araznal I cannot compete
With my team because of rules
Can't do just Div III. | Bugs Bunny icon
He laughs at your misery
But I feel your pain. | |
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05-10-2005, 04:33 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SoCal
Posts: 1,117
| Good luck to my friends,
Long drive before they fight bouts,
With trophies at the end. | |
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05-10-2005, 04:58 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 4,283
| It's Div II for me
My first National event
I intend to win  | |
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05-10-2005, 08:58 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky
Posts: 323
| I wish you luck but -
Victory I can't wish you
I am still a C | |
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05-10-2005, 11:32 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 4,283
| Understandable.
I will meet you on the piste
Perhaps. Truth comes then. | |
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