Straight up now, tell me.

[howtobrew]

Space girls are as cold as ice
They'll kiss you once and kiss you twice
You'll shiver and shake and then turn blue
Next time you got the Space Girl blues

[ThatReallyHurt]

There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm crying for you dear
You are always on my mind...

[Asterix]

Flash; ar, aaaaaar (not sure how the rest of it goes)

[ThatReallyHurt]

Freeze Frame!

[Asterix]

There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm crying for you dear
You are always on my mind...

I love to have a beer with Duncan
I love to have a beer with Dunc
We drink in moderation
And we never ever ever get rolling drunk
We drink at The Town & Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to ave a beer with Duncan
'Cos Duncan's me mate

[ThatReallyHurt]

WEEEEEEEEEEEdrink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The saviour OOOOOOFFFF
The human ra-hey-ace
She invented
Medicinal compounds
Most efficacious
In every case.

[Asterix]

Here's to Wally Lewis
For lacing on a boot
Some times he plays it rugged
Some times he plays it cute

When he's carving through the backline
Like a stradbroke Island shark
There's glue on all his fingers
He's the emperor of Lang Park

And when the blues come up here
To try and make a show
They'll go back scratching their heads
Saying which way did he go?

The next time he goes over there
to educate the poms
Perhaps he'll teach a few to sing:
I can feel a fourex coming on

I can feel a fourex coming on
I can feel a fourex coming on.
Got the taste for it
Just can't wait for it
I can feel a fourex coming on.

[rmyounis]

So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways. Just used me up, and then you walked away.

[ReverseLunge]

Recorded sounds of Joe Pesci from Casino mnaking a crank call
http://www.studentfreestuff.com/cele...BlackBilly.mp3

[Zilverzmurfen]

Go!
Who's she blowing kisses from the catwalk,
Tell me I really gotta know,
Since when did you need nother girlfriend,
Since when,
I really gotta know,
I really gotta know,

She's been faking since day one,
A friendly kiss includes no tongue,
Who's she?
Tell me?
Now she's sleeping in my bed,
Oh god I wish that she was dead,
I need to know,
Who's that bimbo?

Who's she looking gufy in a guccidress,
What's that I really gotta know,
Which bone in her body should I break first?
Which one?
The bimbo's gotta go!
The bimbo's gotta go!

She's been faking sence day one,
A friendly kiss includes no tongue,
Who's she?
Tell me,
No she's sleeping in my bed,
Oh god I wish that she was dead,
I need to know,
Who's that bimbo?

I know it's sad,
Sometimes I just lose my head,
Boy I'm getting so mad,
I know it's sad,
Sometimes I just lose my head,
I know it's sad,
Sometimes I just lose my head,
Boy I'm getting so mad,
I know it's sad,
Sometimes I just lose my head.

She's been faking since day one,
A friendly kiss includes no tongue,
Who's she?
Tell me?
Now she's sleeping in my bed,
Oh god I wish that she was dead,
I need to know,
Who's that BIMBO?

Lambretta "Bimbo"

[Maeve_Mari]

The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak

[swordwench]

Awwwwwwwww freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

[Louweasel]

You're the one for me, fatty, you're the one I really really love...

[swordwench]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

[Zilverzmurfen]

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

Coyness is nice, and
Coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in
Life you'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
ASK ME - I WON'T SAY "NO" - HOW COULD I?

[Louweasel]

***** and ***** and ***** and *****,
***** and ***** and ***** and *****,
******* all tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things!

[swordwench]

Anyway, the thing is,
What I really mean,
Those are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

[ThatReallyHurt]

Sweet dreams are made of this...
who am I to disagree?

[Montoya]

So let's leave it alone 'cause we can't see eye-to-eye
There ain't no good guys, there ain't no bad guys
There's only you and me and we just disagree

[swordwench]

There's only me and you, and you and me,
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me,
So happy together!