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    All I Want For My Bday Is A Girl!

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    A girl what? Maybe be more specific.

    Hamster?

    Goldfish?

    Parakeet?
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt
    A girl what? Maybe be more specific.

    Hamster?

    Goldfish?

    Parakeet?
    You know, coming from a squirt of pink goo, that is actually quite sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari
    You know, coming from a squirt of pink goo, that is actually quite sweet.
    Hmm... I'm not entirely certain if I should be offended by that...
    Last edited by ThatReallyHurt; 04-06-2005 at 01:12 AM.
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    I'd be your pity girlfriend if I wasn't a dude.

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    You should try one of those mail-in order things. I did. Been happy ever since.
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    Ain't she mighty perty?
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    Chek is consumed by his desire for a girl.
    The solution to your problem is to fence another weapon.

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    Katman has the best avatar on this board. Hands down.
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    I must say, you are not very demanding.......
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    Happy Birthday Cowpaste! Your wish is granted! Delivery may take up to 12 months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LUDICROUS
    Katman has the best avatar on this board. Hands down.
    Paws down, you mean.

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    Sorry to say that I am involved with another man, cowpaste, but I am sending you a big birthday e-kiss, to tide you over until you find your cowpastette...

    *mwaaah!*
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    As with Lou I am involved, however *MWAH* anyway.
    Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelda
    I am involved
    Ah! Ah! I have been led down the garden path!

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    .....sorry. you're not from umass. : D

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    My cousin in Texas has many good looking girfriends, maybe I can have her introduce you to a few
    Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Ah! Ah! I have been led down the garden path!




    But of course..........
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    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    Yay! Thanks for the birthday stuffs everyone. I'll eagerly await my girlfriend. 12 months is kinda long though....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpaste
    Yay! Thanks for the birthday stuffs everyone. I'll eagerly await my girlfriend. 12 months is kinda long though....
    Yeah, but if you play your cards right, you could have a goldfish in a matter of hours!
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    or a parakeet
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