04-05-2005, 06:01 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Happy B-day Cowpaste!!!! Happy B-day Cowpaste!!!! You're 22 now, old enough to be my lousy father!!!!
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04-05-2005, 06:05 PM
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#2 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! You're 22 now, old enough to be my lousy father!!!! | The shock, the horror..!
Have a happy one, oh cow-person!  <--- It's a party-hat.
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04-05-2005, 06:19 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Happy B-day Cowpaste!!!! You're 22 now, old enough to be my lousy father!!!! | How young are you DFP? 22 is hardly pipe and slippers time.
Have a great birthday Cowpaste. 
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04-05-2005, 06:30 PM
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#4 | | Boom!
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| Happy birthday, Cowpaste - all the best, eh?
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04-05-2005, 07:58 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
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| Happy B-Day Cowpaste.
I'll have to ask my cousin in Houston to be on the lookout for an asian guy who got trashed after one beer and then painted the town red. 
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04-06-2005, 04:22 AM
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| Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... 
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04-06-2005, 07:15 AM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK
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| Ode to Cowpaste on his birthday:
You are named after
The paste of a cow
I don't want to think about this
Very long.
Your long-standing quest
Is to find a girlfriend
A lady cow
Or maybe a real human girl?
You are twenty-two
This is a fine age
For adding a delicate crimson pigment
To the town.
Yearn not for what you have not
(i.e. a girlfriend)
But for what you have
(E-friends on fencing 101, for instance
And a a cute avatar)
This is why I have never posted on the poetry thread... 
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04-06-2005, 07:51 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by JackSparrow How young are you DFP? 22 is hardly pipe and slippers time.
Have a great birthday Cowpaste.  | dfp is about 12 now
not very mature 12 but about 12 |
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04-06-2005, 11:51 AM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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| Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear cowpaste,
Happy birthday to you. *and many moooorrree* you look like a monkey, and you smell like one toooo :-)
For your birthday I'm giving you a chimp. Enjoy! 
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04-06-2005, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Flagrant da Nut dfp is about 12 now
not very mature 12 but about 12 | i thought he was 14 or 15 by now.
supposedly he's taller than i am, and i'm taller than most 12 year olds.
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04-07-2005, 01:12 AM
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| Yay! Thanks everyone! For my birthday, I went to bed early to make sure I had enough sleep for work today. 
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04-07-2005, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Happy B-day Cowpaste!!!! You're 22 now, old enough to be my lousy father!!!! | If your father managed to...reproduce at age...7? That would be...a feat.
I don't even want to start on this one. |
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04-07-2005, 10:02 AM
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| heh, its kinda a joke from catcher in the rye....oh, and MP, I was 5'7 at 12 years old.
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04-07-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! heh, its kinda a joke from catcher in the rye....oh, and MP, I was 5'7 at 12 years old. | i hate tall people.
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04-07-2005, 01:43 PM
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#15 | | gother than thou
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! heh, its kinda a joke from catcher in the rye....oh, and MP, I was 5'7 at 12 years old. | I'm only 5'7 now  |
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04-08-2005, 02:52 PM
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| Don't feel bad I'm 5'8", and all the white people around me are taller!
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