07-22-2005, 07:53 PM
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| While dressed up like baked potatoes!
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07-22-2005, 07:59 PM
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| i like baked potatoes  | |
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07-22-2005, 08:20 PM
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#1203 | | Senior Member
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| LOL.... good thing you're a foilist then, so you get to dress like one too!
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07-22-2005, 09:07 PM
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#1204 | | Senior Member
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| OOOOOHHHHH!!! (That burned!) 
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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07-22-2005, 09:14 PM
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#1205 | | Senior Member
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| Has anyone heard anything more about the FIE's president wanting to eliminate the double-touch in epee?
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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07-22-2005, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by gatorjosh Yea, you guys poke each others toes- we foilists go for the kill  | With pieces of noodles.... | |
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07-22-2005, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by geezer Has anyone heard anything more about the FIE's president wanting to eliminate the double-touch in epee? | It was an unfounded rumor. | |
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07-23-2005, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex It was an unfounded rumor. | That's my favorite kind!
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07-23-2005, 01:28 AM
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#1209 | | Boom!
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| Well... I, for one, am terribly disappointed in the lot of you EPEEists. No one's read Inq's post and said, "WHO YOU CALLIN' AN OXYMORON???" yet.
~sigh~
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07-23-2005, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by geezer Has anyone heard anything more about the FIE's president wanting to eliminate the double-touch in epee? | not only that, they want full body lames... we're going to look like those scientists that work with radioactive materials with the shiny suits. | |
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07-23-2005, 02:37 AM
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| woudlnt you also need conductive shoes/socks aswell? | |
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07-23-2005, 03:26 AM
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#1212 | | Senior Member
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| Rumor...well, the idea's out there...no matter what.
Full body fencing condom...now,there's a thrill!
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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07-23-2005, 05:32 AM
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| Yeah, with a glowing vibrator on top to indicate touches.
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07-23-2005, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by gatorjosh woudlnt you also need conductive shoes/socks aswell? | Hmm, if I just stop washing my socks, wouldn't they become conductive after a while? 
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07-23-2005, 03:00 PM
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| Also if you stop washing your socks, your opponent will get woozy every time he/she goes for a touch, and likely miss!
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07-23-2005, 10:26 PM
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#1216 | | Senior Member
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| Not to mention you'll begin to smell like a sabre fencer. After all they don't wash at all.
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The Epeeman, the Epeeman, in frayed and tattered gear
Can lick his weight in wildcats and can drink his weight in beer
And for the foil and sabreman he hasn't any fear
For he's a late edition of the dashing Musketeer.
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07-23-2005, 10:32 PM
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#1217 | | Senior Member
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| Uh,oh...you're talking st-inq....
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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07-23-2005, 10:41 PM
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#1218 | | Senior Member
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| don't you mean Oso Stinq-y
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The Epeeman, the Epeeman, in frayed and tattered gear
Can lick his weight in wildcats and can drink his weight in beer
And for the foil and sabreman he hasn't any fear
For he's a late edition of the dashing Musketeer.
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07-24-2005, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Also if you stop washing your socks, your opponent will get woozy every time he/she goes for a touch, and likely miss! | And then of course FIE will change the rules again, curing the symptom instead of the disease (which they seem to do so well), and require nose filters for everyone
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07-24-2005, 01:49 PM
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#1220 | | Senior Member
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| But practical in tournments where there are sabre fencers around... it'll keep our eyes from watering when they're fencing on the other side of the gym.... 
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