04-09-2005, 06:17 AM
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#101 | | Senior Member
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| Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help!
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04-09-2005, 08:19 AM
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#102 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Schiavona Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help! | You know something is wrong when even "the voices" talk about sabre.
I'm not actually a foilist and I didn't just fix one body-wire and make another for a foil competition that I'm doing tomorrow. No, not at all. I'm actually an epeeist trapped in a man's body, errr, foilists body.
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04-09-2005, 08:49 AM
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#103 | | Senior Member
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| Other weapons: just say "no" !
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Originally Posted by Schiavona Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help! | Be strong, man, pull yourself together! Stick to épée, you know it makes sense (and you get a lot less bruises) !!! | |
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04-09-2005, 11:48 AM
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#104 | | Senior Member
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| I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/
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04-09-2005, 03:29 PM
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#105 | | Senior Member
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| I take these rep points with honor. Thank you fellow epeeists. Together we shall conquer the lesser, broken weapons! Keep the points flowing.
Another round of points for everyone here! It's on me.
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04-09-2005, 06:31 PM
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#106 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/ | I've gotten two. And it's wonderful!!!! Fwhahahahahahhahaahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhaha hahaha. Stay in school.
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04-09-2005, 08:03 PM
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#107 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by LordTofuDog-jnr You know something is wrong when even "the voices" talk about sabre. | of course the voices talk about sabre. both Inq and I make a living playing the role of the voices in the minds of people who rich contributors wish to becomes schizophrenic.
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04-09-2005, 08:05 PM
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#108 | | Senior Member
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| "I am en epeeist! Wah else do you sink I have zis out-RAY-geous ahk-sent, you seely king?" | |
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04-09-2005, 09:27 PM
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#109 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
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| Oy! Thanks to the most supportive nature of the Brotherhood (and Sisterhood) of Epeeists, I have gained many more rep points than I imagined would be possible in this thread. If this serves no other purpose, at least we can be pleased with the camaraderie it has engendered amongst us.
I'm trying to spread as many points to as many epeeists as possible, but I apologize if I've missed anyone.
Please be sure you use this power only for good. Let your reputation be well-deserved.
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04-09-2005, 09:30 PM
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#110 | | Senior Member
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| Wow. Awfully sad that they epeeists have to resort to such tactics as this in order to actually get any rep... | |
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04-09-2005, 09:55 PM
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#111 | | Senior Member
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| I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."
Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face! | |
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04-09-2005, 09:59 PM
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#112 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
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| As long as nobody starts shouting "Epee is the master blade" or starts shoving foilists in concentration camps or making sabreurs wear little yellow home star runner patches on their clothes, I'm fine. Although they do the latter part anyway. What is it with that site? | |
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04-09-2005, 10:03 PM
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#113 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by Soldier I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."
Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face! | I have to agree with Soldier here. And I still only have two rep points. You can all go to hell!!!!!! Unless you give me more rep, in which case stay here and we can talk about the military strategy of Sun Tzu and General Sherman, whilst eating tea and crumpets. And Soldier should honestly be fencing epee. He's just that kind of intellect, I think. | |
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04-09-2005, 10:07 PM
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#114 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Westley And Soldier should honestly be fencing epee. He's just that kind of intellect, I think. | No, Soldier is the dark and devious type who quite enjoys foil. And judging by the kind of intellect I've been seeing in this thread, I'm actually going to take that as an insult!
I find it hilarious that I've gotten more rep out of this thread than the actual epee fencer has!
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04-09-2005, 10:51 PM
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#115 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Soldier I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."
Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face! | (sigh) Figures.
Epeeists believe the best about people.
People like Soldier aren't honest enough to appreciate the weapon.
Let this be a warning to the kind-hearted amongst us. Confirm those profiles! | |
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04-09-2005, 10:54 PM
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#116 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Westley And I still only have two rep points. You can all go to hell!!!!!! Unless you give me more rep ... | Are you sure you're not an adherent of sabre?! Because I can't remember the last time I heard that sort of petty anger from a True Epeeist.
I'm confused.  The world is such a complex place.
Thank gawd for epee rules... | |
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04-09-2005, 11:02 PM
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#117 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Victor (sigh) Figures.
Epeeists believe the best about people.
People like Soldier aren't honest enough to appreciate the weapon.
Let this be a warning to the kind-hearted amongst us. Confirm those profiles! | You accuse me of dishonor? I have stated many times, quite clearly, that I am no epeeist! Your stupidity is not my dishonor! | |
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04-09-2005, 11:14 PM
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#118 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by Victor Are you sure you're not an adherent of sabre?! Because I can't remember the last time I heard that sort of petty anger from a True Epeeist.
I'm confused. The world is such a complex place.
Thank gawd for epee rules... | Odd day. And I'm an odd Epeeist. I have 2 modes- slow and furious. And sex. And food. So yeah, 4 modes. But that's it. I use the forum for random acts of anger, lashing out, and crude, pointless comedy. Unlike you!!!!! | |
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04-10-2005, 12:16 AM
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#119 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/ | hey from this thread i've nearly doubled my total...EPEE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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04-10-2005, 12:32 AM
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#120 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
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| You've doubled your total Epee rules? | |
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