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[Schiavona]

Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help!

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help!

You know something is wrong when even "the voices" talk about sabre.

I'm not actually a foilist and I didn't just fix one body-wire and make another for a foil competition that I'm doing tomorrow. No, not at all. I'm actually an epeeist trapped in a man's body, errr, foilists body.

[Alain]

Hi, my name is John. *Hi, John.* I fenced epee most of my fencing career, but lately I've been having these really dark, sick thoughts-like someone or something was in my head, whispering over and over again, "Fence sabre, fence sabre, fence sabre.....". I don't know how much more I can take! I need help!

Be strong, man, pull yourself together! Stick to épée, you know it makes sense (and you get a lot less bruises) !!!

[Army Fencer]

I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/

[Epee Scherma]

I take these rep points with honor. Thank you fellow epeeists. Together we shall conquer the lesser, broken weapons! Keep the points flowing.

Another round of points for everyone here! It's on me.

[Westley]

I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/

I've gotten two. And it's wonderful!!!! Fwhahahahahahhahaahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhaha hahaha. Stay in school.

[MyrddinsPrecint]

You know something is wrong when even "the voices" talk about sabre.

of course the voices talk about sabre. both Inq and I make a living playing the role of the voices in the minds of people who rich contributors wish to becomes schizophrenic.

[Soldier]

"I am en epeeist! Wah else do you sink I have zis out-RAY-geous ahk-sent, you seely king?"

[Victor]

Oy! Thanks to the most supportive nature of the Brotherhood (and Sisterhood) of Epeeists, I have gained many more rep points than I imagined would be possible in this thread. If this serves no other purpose, at least we can be pleased with the camaraderie it has engendered amongst us.

I'm trying to spread as many points to as many epeeists as possible, but I apologize if I've missed anyone.

Please be sure you use this power only for good. Let your reputation be well-deserved.

Salut!

[Soldier]

Wow. Awfully sad that they epeeists have to resort to such tactics as this in order to actually get any rep...

[Soldier]

I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."

Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face!

[Westley]

As long as nobody starts shouting "Epee is the master blade" or starts shoving foilists in concentration camps or making sabreurs wear little yellow home star runner patches on their clothes, I'm fine. Although they do the latter part anyway. What is it with that site?

[Westley]

I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."

Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face!

I have to agree with Soldier here. And I still only have two rep points. You can all go to hell!!!!!! Unless you give me more rep, in which case stay here and we can talk about the military strategy of Sun Tzu and General Sherman, whilst eating tea and crumpets. And Soldier should honestly be fencing epee. He's just that kind of intellect, I think.

[Soldier]

And Soldier should honestly be fencing epee. He's just that kind of intellect, I think.

No, Soldier is the dark and devious type who quite enjoys foil. And judging by the kind of intellect I've been seeing in this thread, I'm actually going to take that as an insult!

I find it hilarious that I've gotten more rep out of this thread than the actual epee fencer has!

[Victor]

I received reputation for my post above. The comment on it: "I'm going to assume you truly are an epeeist, although your profile doesn't confirm it."

Fools, the lot of you! You can't even tell when you're being mocked, nor recognize the enemy when he laughs in your face!

(sigh) Figures.
Epeeists believe the best about people.
People like Soldier aren't honest enough to appreciate the weapon.

Let this be a warning to the kind-hearted amongst us. Confirm those profiles!

[Victor]

And I still only have two rep points. You can all go to hell!!!!!! Unless you give me more rep ...

Are you sure you're not an adherent of sabre?! Because I can't remember the last time I heard that sort of petty anger from a True Epeeist.

I'm confused. The world is such a complex place.
Thank gawd for epee rules...

[Soldier]

(sigh) Figures.
Epeeists believe the best about people.
People like Soldier aren't honest enough to appreciate the weapon.

Let this be a warning to the kind-hearted amongst us. Confirm those profiles!

You accuse me of dishonor? I have stated many times, quite clearly, that I am no epeeist! Your stupidity is not my dishonor!

[Westley]

Are you sure you're not an adherent of sabre?! Because I can't remember the last time I heard that sort of petty anger from a True Epeeist.

I'm confused. The world is such a complex place.
Thank gawd for epee rules...

Odd day. And I'm an odd Epeeist. I have 2 modes- slow and furious. And sex. And food. So yeah, 4 modes. But that's it. I use the forum for random acts of anger, lashing out, and crude, pointless comedy. Unlike you!!!!!

[glowstix]

I feel dirty for getting as many rep points as I have from this thread. :/

hey from this thread i've nearly doubled my total...EPEE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Westley]

You've doubled your total Epee rules?