07-12-2005, 04:54 PM
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#1061 | | Senior Member
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| There you are hon.... get back to the women's section and do your chores! The lawn isn't going to cut itself! 
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07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
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#1062 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| But dear, I haven't finished this sixpack yet! | |
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07-12-2005, 05:00 PM
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#1063 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| No beer until the lawn is cut, the garage is cleaned and the light switch is repaired.... besides when you drink beer you end up leaving the toliet seat up. 
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07-12-2005, 05:02 PM
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#1064 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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07-12-2005, 05:05 PM
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#1065 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| There's a bush outside.... no seat to get in your way.
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07-12-2005, 05:06 PM
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#1066 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
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| Ah, one the perks of the male- the world is your urinal.
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07-12-2005, 05:33 PM
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#1067 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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Originally Posted by Goofy Ah, one the perks of the male- the world is your urinal. | Honey, that woman eats her own kill. Something tells me she's not averse to using a bush once in awhile herself.
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07-12-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1068 | | Senior Member
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| Damn there's not enough rep for you... LOL
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07-12-2005, 05:46 PM
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#1069 | | Senior Member
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| Hrmmm... I'd say that there was something aluring about a woman who's not afraid to use a bush, but I'm afraid of it being taken TOTALLY out of context and getting a reputation as a REAL pervert.
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07-12-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1070 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| I'm not going near that one. Ciao.
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07-12-2005, 05:48 PM
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#1071 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| What you mean get???  Opps! was that out loud
Edit... gosh I thought I was going to beat S'wench to the punch with one of her own lines...
We do love teasing you Oso!
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07-12-2005, 08:17 PM
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#1072 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl when you drink beer you end up leaving the toliet seat up. | I'll make you deal if you remeber to look and put it down before you I'll make sure to look and lift it up befroe i do.
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Can lick his weight in wildcats and can drink his weight in beer
And for the foil and sabreman he hasn't any fear
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07-12-2005, 08:19 PM
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#1073 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by broncofencer I'll make you deal if you remeber to look and put it down before you I'll make sure to look and lift it up befroe i do. | Deal Bronco.... so long as you exercise good point control.
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07-13-2005, 12:08 AM
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#1074 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| So, er... what's, uh, the big deal about epee, anyway?
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07-13-2005, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt So, er... what's, uh, the big deal about epee, anyway? | OOOOOOOO- something tells me Inquartata's gonna be drawn to THIS post like a shark to blood in the water......
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07-13-2005, 12:48 AM
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#1076 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
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| Hello I am back and vacation was great. I am now intrested in going ot school in Canada.
ThatReallyHeart, epee is a personal thing. You are just drwn to it and love it.
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07-13-2005, 12:51 AM
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#1077 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| I figured as much... I was just trying to threadjack the threadjack away from bushes and toilet seats. 
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07-13-2005, 02:14 AM
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#1078 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| There's no safe place hon... mammograms, toliet seats... everywhere you go the girls will be there giving you something you have to explain to your wife... LOL
As for Epee... well my favorite little starfish foilist... you just have to try it sometime... no ROW, nice solid blade... go crazy hit someone in the foot. Then you'll understand what we're talking about.
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07-13-2005, 08:49 AM
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#1079 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Sometimes, after I've been fencing epee for awhile and switch back to foil, I make a really nice, solid head shot to my opponent. It doesn't snap the head back as much as an epee will, but it still hits square. He just stands there looking stunned, and the image is priceless. I just shrug sheepishly and say, "Sorry. Epee." Making that mental weapon shift is still hard for me.
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07-13-2005, 12:21 PM
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#1080 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by swordwench Honey, that woman eats her own kill. Something tells me she's not averse to using a bush once in awhile herself. | So I am confused by this saying. It sounds pretty cool, but I was hoping you could clear something up for me. Are you saying that she is a brutal savage who kills and eats her own game for the simple joy of sinking teeth into warm flesh or are you saying that she is hard like woodpecker lips, carries a chainsaw and gets respect? Either way, both are kind of cool.
After my long absence from this thread I am in the process of catching up on my epee rep communion by the way! Great to see the thread is still going. I am pretty sure this thread is a f.net record for the longest continual thread ever! Good job to us!
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