06-29-2005, 05:02 PM
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#961 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,326
| I feel a hankerin' for some more rep.
"Feeeeeeed me, Seymore!" | 
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06-29-2005, 06:32 PM
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#962 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Oh yeah- And fear the butt-flick!!!!!!!!!!! | You can butt-flick me anyday.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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06-30-2005, 02:50 AM
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#964 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada
Posts: 495
| ^^ heh, I find that kinda amusing.
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06-30-2005, 12:59 PM
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#965 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,822
| Somebody has to play devils' advocate...
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Besides... if you follow the conversation.... I admit it bounces quite a bit, but we're EPEEists and don't play by a lot of rules and we like to bounce... The comments have to do with EPEE... Originally, S'wench was asking for advice on how to get to go to a EPEE camp.
Sciurus-Rex & broncofencer (both EPEEists) joined in with comments regarding something I (an EPEEist) said about a post giving her advice. | Oh my god, this ruckus all started because of my epee camp??? I feel responsible for all the evil in the world. Broken homes, broken hearts, misunderstandings among fencers, civil war and strife...
I got permission to go, people. Doesn't matter *how* it happened, but it happened. (heh heh) End of story. Now, go back and discuss epee-centric things. I guess I secretly hoped that this thread might bear fruit in epee-fencing strategy, weapon mastery, maybe good drills. Still waiting... If I'm going to shed my lame of iniquity once and for all, I'll need compelling reasons.
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"Let's see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame YOU? Ding ding ding ding ding! Blame you wins hands-down!" - Bowler Hat Guy, Meet the Robinsons | |
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06-30-2005, 02:06 PM
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#966 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,880
| My dear, this is the Water Cooler... this is where the epeeist's play and rep. Just hustle your knickers up a level if you want serious discussions about epee.
Here's a margarita... join the party! Oh look Prototoast is going to juggle… Why do sabereurs always want to hang out with us epeeists? If nothing else… they are entertaining.
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06-30-2005, 05:44 PM
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#967 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl serious discussions about epee.
| This...is an oxymoron.  | |
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06-30-2005, 05:46 PM
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#968 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| See what I mean about sabre fencers??? They find us Epeeists irresistible!
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06-30-2005, 05:48 PM
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#969 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl See what I mean about sabre fencers??? They find us Epeeists irresistible! | That's probably because we make such big targets.
Not just our upper bodies, ya know? 
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06-30-2005, 05:52 PM
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#970 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| I think he's a closet epeeist... you know the type... secretly practices toe touches... "forgets" to put on his lame... squints his eyes just right so he could see two green lights.... looks over at the laughing happy epeeists and sighs... "If only..."
It's okay Inq when you're ready we'll accept you with open arms and cookies.
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06-30-2005, 05:55 PM
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#971 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by swordwench That's probably because we make such big targets.
Not just our upper bodies, ya know? | Are you implying that epeeists have big, er, potty departments?  | |
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06-30-2005, 05:57 PM
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#972 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl looks over at the laughing happy epeeists and sighs | On which planet is this happening?  Quote: |
It's okay Inq when you're ready we'll accept you with open arms and cookies.
| My security protocols are set to rejects cookies. The arms are OK, though. But you're married.  | |
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06-30-2005, 06:00 PM
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#973 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Are you implying that epeeists have big, er, potty departments? | If you're talking about target areas... It appears you have just complimented the male epeeists...as we never turn our backs.... My, my Inq... you DO want to make friends with us!
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06-30-2005, 06:02 PM
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#974 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata My security protocols are set to rejects cookies. The arms are OK, though. But you're married. | Are you saying you're coming over to the dark side??? Not all the epeeists have married arms... 
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06-30-2005, 06:04 PM
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#975 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Ah, I see---that why your knickers are open in back. I didn't know that epeeists wore a**less chaps for knickers.
Anyone have cleaning instructions for getting that image out of my brain? | |
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06-30-2005, 06:06 PM
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#976 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Are you saying you're coming over to the dark side??? Not all the epeeists have married arms... | The first does not follow from the last... | |
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06-30-2005, 07:24 PM
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#977 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Anchorage Alaska
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Ah, I see---that why your knickers are open in back. I didn't know that epeeists wore a**less chaps for knickers.
Anyone have cleaning instructions for getting that image out of my brain? | Drink a couple of good beers and watch "Sin City".
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06-30-2005, 07:28 PM
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#978 | | Senior Member
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| You're too kind Schiavona.. I was quite prepared to let him deal with the consequences of his own actions.
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06-30-2005, 08:03 PM
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#979 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
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| I think that they call the epee "the dark side" because we're completely shadowed by the humongousness of sabreur butts.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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06-30-2005, 11:07 PM
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#980 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,326
| I've noticed that Inq has become a bit root-bound; his leaves are starting to droop, too.
It's time for a transplant.
Please make sure our favorite non-epeeist receives plenty of attention and other fertilizer at his new home/thread in the Water Cooler room. Visit often.
BUT FOR GAWD'S SAKE, KEEP HIM OUT OF HERE!!! | |
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