01-24-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus Don't you know that Inq is akin to herpes, he may go into remission but he is always lurking waiting to strike! |
BJ - Herpes is a tad harsh don't you think? I would have said "onychomycosis" (that nasty toenail fungus that never totally goes away, is always a lingering irritant but always good as a conversation starter) 
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01-24-2006, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by epee1 BJ - Herpes is a tad harsh don't you think? | Nahhh. From what I hear, it's a very appropriate reference for Inq. 
I wonder if his occurances here can be treated with a cream?
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01-24-2006, 11:43 PM
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| Feel free to experiment with your monitor screen. And now I am off to buy shares in the pharmaceutical company which produces the drugs, just in case.
And I'm just now noticing the serendipity of epee1 mentioning "BJ" and "herpes" in the such propinquity. Oh, those Freudian slips you epeeists wear! | |
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01-25-2006, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Feel free to experiment with your monitor screen. And now I am off to buy shares in the pharmaceutical company which produces the drugs, just in case.
And I'm just now noticing the serendipity of epee1 mentioning "BJ" and "herpes" in the such propinquity. Oh, those Freudian slips you epeeists wear! |
That's pretty damn funny Inq - gonna have to rep you for that one!!
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01-26-2006, 11:39 AM
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| Researchers at the University of Southern California are trying to determine why epeeists have a more active sex life and are generally happier and have better emotional balance than fencers of the other two weapons.
In what areas would you suggest they investigate?
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01-26-2006, 11:50 AM
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| I think it must be the build up of tesion that mounts to a most amazing release. You don't have that in any other weapons. | |
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01-26-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex Researchers at the University of Southern California are trying to determine why epeeists have a more active sex life and are generally happier and have better emotional balance than fencers of the other two weapons.
In what areas would you suggest they investigate? |
It's because we're the most attractive, intelligent fencers out there. We're just more desireable.
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01-26-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RITFencing It's because we're the most attractive, intelligent fencers out there. We're just more desireable. | ... and don't forget we've got the best equipment. 
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01-26-2006, 03:38 PM
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| Er, guys, I think he might actually have been serious.
Though, for the life of me, I dunno why 
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01-26-2006, 04:02 PM
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| Note the " " at the end of the sentence, denoting a tongue-in-cheek double entendre. 
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01-26-2006, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Note the " " at the end of the sentence, denoting a tongue-in-cheek double entendre. |
Is that what that means? I always thought people just liked to use the smileys. | |
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01-26-2006, 04:26 PM
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| To paraphrase Dave Barry, smilies can become way too common. One day, people will recieve emails like
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01-26-2006, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex Researchers at the University of Southern California are trying to determine why epeeists have a more active sex life and are generally happier and have better emotional balance than fencers of the other two weapons.
In what areas would you suggest they investigate? | You mean assuming that they can wriggle out of their straitjackets, escape Nurse Ratchet and somehow find their ways back to reality?  | |
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01-27-2006, 10:03 AM
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| Why is it that Inq is always trying to sound intelligent like an epee fencer? | |
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01-27-2006, 12:56 PM
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| True or false?: A new club has been established in the Heartland of America called " Fencing Union of Central Kansas."
It's run by epeeists, of course. 
Wouldn't you just love to see the club ID listed on askFRED?
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01-27-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Why is it that Inq is always trying to sound intelligent like an epee fencer? | No, no, I'd have to have a lobotomy for that... | |
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01-27-2006, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex True or false?: A new club has been established in the Heartland of America called " Fencing Union of Central Kansas."
It's run by epeeists, of course.
Wouldn't you just love to see the club ID listed on askFRED? | And if they held a tournament againt the University of Alabama... | |
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01-27-2006, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata No, no, I'd have to have a lobotomy for that... | Oh, we thought you had already had one... 
(Note to Inq: Yes. I'm joking, of course.  )
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01-27-2006, 08:31 PM
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| All Salute.. Our beloved queen has arrived in this thread... Hail ZZ (yes feel free to chuck hail at her)
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01-28-2006, 01:41 PM
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