The Worst Kiss Ever

[Sabress]

What was the worst kiss you've ever had? And what made it so bad?

[cornflower]

Err... the guy's mouth was HUGE it felt like a wet suction cup covering like, half of my face. Jeez.

[cowpaste]

I do not have enough experience to properly answer this question.

[Sabress]

If my memory serves me correctly, it was the last guy I dated for about 3 weeks. He thought he was hot **** for a goth boy. Anyways, we kissed and all I could think of was "I can't get past his teeth." *lol*

At least I know, for the record, that I am a really, really good kisser.

And for the record, I dumped the loser by SMS.

And for the record, my brother thought that was one of the funniest things I'd ever done.

[Pauli]

At a club in London. I was on the road with a friend of mine, when? Hmm, 89 I think, if I remember well. The music started off really good, at midnight they switched to punk. Awefull,dance floor full of punks shuffing each other, absolutely horrible. My friend - although younger a lot more experienced than me - found a cute guy and all of a sudden they were all over each other. I got stuck with his friend. Totally bored by what he had to tell, totally bored by his very basic efforts to flirt. Besides, I didnt consider myself worth flirting with anyhow. After probably enough drinks I thought, what the heck. So at some point we were kissing. I swore, at that time, to never ever kiss again. You could have put a wet spunge with some lead in it in my mouth, it would have been the same. It got worse when he decided that he didnt want to stop and I thought, is this really the way its supposed to be.
Ha, and best, he wanted my address. So he handed me his address book, of course FULL of female addresses. Bastard!
Anyhow, I didn't enjoy and it stayed the worst kiss I ever had.....
Guess it was not difficult to do it better....

[Gav]

Isn't it funny that all the respondents are women [so far]?

I guess we men are still gentlemen!

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I havent had a bad kiss yet. I'll let ya know when I do.

[Pauli]

Gav, or maybe men just don't know the difference between a good and a bad kiss.....Cld that be? Isn't the sensitivity of a man concentrated in other parts of the body?

But then, I wouldn't wanna start a "feminist" discussion here.....

Though, depending on the amount of details provided, I don't think this has something to do with "gentelmenlikeliness". I understand something different when that particular word is applied.

[Gav]

Gav, or maybe men just don't know the difference between a good and a bad kiss.....Cld that be? Isn't the sensitivity of a man concentrated in other parts of the body?

True to a point, but I would happily give a demonstration of my own prowess if you were ever in Edinburgh. Rest assured that, as a gentleman, if I did not enjoy it I would not share with the rest of the world!

[InweCiryatan]

Ohh, the memories...*shudder* The worst kiss I ever had was when my eight year old sister caught me smooching my boyfriend. She ran off crying and wouldn't speak to me for days, poor thing. Plus he was a really bad kisser anyway because his mouth was huge.

[Elemental]

I was once kissing a girl who thought it would be funny to suddenly blow into my mouth.

[esskreemr]

I don't remember ever having a bad kiss. I have a small mouth so I don't think (hope) that I would feel like a suckerfish. There was this one girl who was a little aggressive and cut my lips with her teeth, but I worked with it. It was her first "real" kiss, so I gave her a waiver. I am getting out of practice though...

[Pauli]

True to a point, but I would happily give a demonstration of my own prowess if you were ever in Edinburgh. Rest assured that, as a gentleman, if I did not enjoy it I would not share with the rest of the world!

well, I'd appreciate that, Gav. Since it's still different putting names to an action than not putting any names (except for mine) to specific activities. So in this case, nor me, would I place any comments on whether or not I enjoyed it.
But Gav, next time I'm in Edinburgh (that would be my first time to your city), I'd get back to you regarding this subject.

[mrbiggs]

True to a point, but I would happily give a demonstration of my own prowess if you were ever in Edinburgh. Rest assured that, as a gentleman, if I did not enjoy it I would not share with the rest of the world!

I'm looking forward to it, Gav.

(But I'm with cowpaste on this whole thing in general.)

[noodle]

At least I know, for the record, that I am a really, really good kisser.

me too. or at least, thats what people tell me.

i haven't said anything becuase i have nothing that sticks out in my mind. lucky me, i guess?

[Katman]

Someone once surprised me by practically climbing into my mouth with a rather forceful kiss. But hey, I can dig anything.

[glowstix]

Totally bored by what he had to tell, totally bored by his very basic efforts to flirt.

mmmaaann, you must be one those women that make the men do all the work?? couldn't you help him out just a bit???

btw, my worst kiss was probably at a "club" (of course) and the chick was one of my school's volleyball players so i found myself making out with her on the dance floor she was kinda sloppy and no creativity. couldn't a thread about the best kiss be started instead?? why do we focus on the negatives???

[Pauli]

Gav, seems we'll have to start a waitlist here.....
Where do I need to pull the number? Are they available online?

[Bayou Bum]

Sorry, I was about to post my worst kiss, but my sister and cousin fence and read this board and they might think it was about them. So, all the kisses I get are great. Besides, teeth just get in the way.

[Zilverzmurfen]

Kissing? I'm getting nostalgic... *wipes tear from eye*

And I don't know if I've ever had any "worst kiss". If I have I must surely have forgotten it. And I agree with glowstix, a "best kiss" thread would be nicer!