03-17-2005, 04:52 PM
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#41 | | Boom!
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Originally Posted by Vol_907 I've kissed a few foreigners myself... | On purpose?  
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03-17-2005, 06:56 PM
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| Bah! got all of you beat by a mile!
Hi!
There is a huge (attendance 70-90K) 4-day festival in Denmark called Roskildefestivalen. I have been there several times. 4 huge rock scenes, many smaller ones, and on average several liters of beer/person and day.
At one time, I went over to the portapotty area and when ready myself, noticed a very drunk gal. She was barely able to stand due to drunkenness and was starting to aspirate her own stomach contents. Nobody else was close, and since I knew that this is a very serious condition, I decided to act. I went behind her and emptied her lungs by forcefully hugging her from behind - sort of a Heimlich manouver. This had the intended effect, since her lungs were cleansed, and she started to breathe without problem again.
At that instant, she in her drunken stupor realized that I had helped her, and decided that a thank was in order. So she turned around and planted a really sloppy smooch on my mouth. I will leave the smell as an exercise to the fertile imaginations of the readers.    
Thanks, but no thanks.
Have a nice time!
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03-17-2005, 07:05 PM
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| mmm, barfy!
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03-17-2005, 07:18 PM
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| I can't single out any one bad kiss that I've had but I do have a pet peeve when it comes to being kissed. I cannot abide the smell and taste of beer. I know, I know, many of you think that I'm really missing out, but I really can't tolerate the smell and the taste is even more difficult for me. I really dislike being kissed by a guy who has been drinking beer. It just takes all pleasure out of the kiss.
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03-17-2005, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson There is a huge (attendance 70-90K) 4-day festival in Denmark called Roskildefestivalen. I have been there several times. 4 huge rock scenes, many smaller ones, and on average several liters of beer/person and day. | One time I went to a Polish wedding. 60 bottles of vodka. 50 people there, including 10 children. (Who didn't drink.) (At least, not that I know of).
Needless to say, my familly left rather early. It took me a few years to figure out why. | |
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03-17-2005, 11:01 PM
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| Worst kiss:
First kiss. Neither of us knew what we were doing.
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03-18-2005, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Worst kiss:
First kiss. Neither of us knew what we were doing. |
Ah yes, distinctly I remember how the noses got in the way, and I thought to myself that I should really watch tv more closely to see how to avoid the problem. That was in 1961, and I since have figured it out with much diligent practice.
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03-19-2005, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson | eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!! you got pukie kiss???? eeeewwwwwwww!!!! | |
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03-19-2005, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson Hi!
At one time, I went over to the portapotty area and when ready myself, noticed a very drunk gal. | I'm having questions with this part - "when ready myself" - has me wondering what you were ready for?? | |
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03-19-2005, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Worst kiss:
First kiss. Neither of us knew what we were doing. |
AH, but for the joy of discovering how to do it "right!"
jth
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03-19-2005, 07:06 PM
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| My worst kiss...well...there were a few of them...one guy I dated was terrible at kissing. So slobbery, so sloppy, and he seemed to have a thing for shoving his tongue so far down the back of my throat that I felt like gagging. :s yeah. That was baaad.
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03-19-2005, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson
Hi!
At one time, I went over to the portapotty area and when ready myself, noticed a very drunk gal.
I'm having questions with this part - "when ready myself" - has me wondering what you were ready for??
| Not ready for, actually ready with. In this case, ready with getting rid of at least one liter of Coca-Cola. I noticed her when I got out of the portapotty.
Have a nice time!
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03-20-2005, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari - has me wondering what you were ready for?? | Ready for getting smooched by the girl. You're not paying attention, Mari...
(Sorry Peter, just joking. And I know what you meant!)
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