03-16-2005, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Kissing? I'm getting nostalgic... *wipes tear from eye* 
And I don't know if I've ever had any "worst kiss". If I have I must surely have forgotten it. And I agree with glowstix, a "best kiss" thread would be nicer!  | - but could such discussion get a bit too carried away? | 
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03-16-2005, 05:55 PM
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| Coincidence, Maybe?
Can't think of a worst kiss technically, only people who just left a bad taste in my mouth, as it were...
And reading the comments about how it's the girl's commenting on the bad kisses, I thought this was funny that last night I saw a clip of an old Friend's episode, and the guys were talking with the girls about each genders approach to kissing.
The guys likened a kiss to listening to the opening act comedian, just a prelude until 'Pink Floyd' takes center stage. And while the comedian is funny, the guys only bought the expensive ticket because of Pink Floyd.
Worse, the guys felt that after Pink Floyd was done performing, their stuck in traffic and tired, the last thing they want is for the comedian to show up again. They just want to go home and sleep.
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03-16-2005, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bayou Bum Sorry, I was about to post my worst kiss, but my sister and cousin fence and read this board and they might think it was about them. So, all the kisses I get are great. Besides, teeth just get in the way. | So...you kiss your sister and cousin??? | |
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03-16-2005, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus Can't think of a worst kiss technically, only people who just left a bad taste in my mouth, as it were...
And reading the comments about how it's the girl's commenting on the bad kisses, I thought this was funny that last night I saw a clip of an old Friend's episode, and the guys were talking with the girls about each genders approach to kissing.
The guys likened a kiss to listening to the opening act comedian, just a prelude until 'Pink Floyd' takes center stage. And while the comedian is funny, the guys only bought the expensive ticket because of Pink Floyd.
Worse, the guys felt that after Pink Floyd was done performing, their stuck in traffic and tired, the last thing they want is for the comedian to show up again. They just want to go home and sleep. | Too funny. And, too true! | |
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03-16-2005, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs So...you kiss your sister and cousin??? | WHOOOOOOSH!!!!
(MrBiggs looks up trying to find the 747 that just passed...)
-B :)
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03-16-2005, 06:48 PM
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| Uh, she sneezed whilst smooching. And not a little "a-choo", either.
'Nuff said. 
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03-16-2005, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Uh, she sneezed whilst smooching. And not a little "a-choo", either.
'Nuff said. |
I think that says something about your kissing technique... 
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03-16-2005, 07:06 PM
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| "get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth! I'm Kissing You Good Bye!" | |
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03-16-2005, 07:32 PM
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| has anyone ever told the person they were kissing that they were a bad kisser? or have been just so disgusted that you pull away with a nasty look on your face telling them to cut it out?
yes. this one guy i used to date was like a guppie over the bottom half of my face. ick. i finally had to tell him [nicely] that he needed some work. it was much better after that. too bad he turned into an asshat. oh well.
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03-16-2005, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by oiuyt WHOOOOOOSH!!!!
(MrBiggs looks up trying to find the 747 that just passed...)
-B | Oh, was that the joke? | |
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03-16-2005, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fixxmyweapon has anyone ever told the person they were kissing that they were a bad kisser? or have been just so disgusted that you pull away with a nasty look on your face telling them to cut it out?
yes. this one guy i used to date was like a guppie over the bottom half of my face. ick. i finally had to tell him [nicely] that he needed some work. it was much better after that. too bad he turned into an asshat. oh well. | You know, in my youth, oh so long ago, I always said that I may not be the best at kissing (or whatever) but that I'm willing to take advice, work hard, and practice non-stop until I get it right! Luckily, I've met many girls who were willing to work with a poor sap like me...
As a result, I've never had a problem telling a girl that their technique needs work and working with them to improve as well. I'm a nice guy like that.
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03-16-2005, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus I think that says something about your kissing technique... | I like to think it had more to do with the fact that we were outside and she had bad allergies...
But thanks for making me self-conscious, anyway.
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03-17-2005, 05:29 AM
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| My first kiss really sucked. Ugh! It felt so foreign and so forceful.
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03-17-2005, 06:34 AM
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| Licking an ashtray
My first girlfirend in High School. She was a smoker. 'Nuff said?
I've heard others liken it to licking an ashtray. The taste was more like ashy asparagus as I recall it.
Whatever the case, I won't put myself through that again.
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03-17-2005, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by cowpaste My first kiss really sucked. Ugh! It felt so foreign and so forceful. | It felt foreign..? 
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03-17-2005, 07:58 AM
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| Probably a foreigner kissing.....
which makes the kiss foreign.....
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03-17-2005, 09:45 AM
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| I do not remember to have bad kiss...
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03-17-2005, 12:56 PM
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| The worst kiss is when you have the hots for someone, but they just give you a chaste little friendly peck. Oh, the sinking stomach, the churning heart, the hot flush of unrequited desire! Nothing worse than that.
Ah, youth. Thank God I'm well out of it.
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03-17-2005, 03:39 PM
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| Lucky me, I've never really had a BAD kiss.
I hope that won't change.
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03-17-2005, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pauli Probably a foreigner kissing.....
which makes the kiss foreign..... | I've kissed a few foreigners myself...not much different from any American I've encountered.
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