Perfect Date

[fencerontheline]

So- up in the fencing discussion, I saw a 'perfect tourny' and a 'perfect club' thread...

Well, fencing aside, we're all people and we've all got desires and needs... so what's your perfect date?

[Cipher]

I don't think there is a "perfect" date. It all depends on what you are in the mood for. No one likes the same thing all the time.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Minimal expenditure of money, sex at the end of it.... its what your after anyway.

[Irensaga]

Kind of wish I had enough money to take my wife to an opera or orchestra with a fancy sit-down dinner afterwards. Maybe a nice hotel room afterwards (no kids) ...

After a dealing with kids all week, you kind of need something to make you feel like an individual human being again.

[mrbiggs]

1. Good looking
2. Has an appreciation for my sense of humor
3. Nice to people
4. Is funny herself
5. Fences
6. Not Sweedish
That's about it...

[Zilverzmurfen]

1. Good looking
2. Has an appreciation for my sense of humor
3. Nice to people
4. Is funny herself
5. Fences
That's about it...

Hey, that's me..!

Just joking... Sorry!

[Elemental]

I think in the ideal date you and your date would be able to talk about a variety of subjects yet still maintain each others interests.

It was after a conversation like that the girl went from "a hot girl" to a "hot girl I would like to get to know better." Ultimatly we hooked up.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have.

[LUDICROUS]

I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have.

Yeah, you have, but how many times have you not been turned off by that?

[esskreemr]

the perfect person to date as in tall, blond haired, blue-eyed Swedish fencer or the perfect date as in dinner for two by candlelight, followed by a long walk on a moonlit beach with a blond-haired, blue-eyed, Swedish fencer?

[Larrison]

You mean like sex-crazy, supermodel, nobel-prize winner, billionaire-heiress, who's mad about me? *sigh* still waiting for that date to appear... but I'm not holding my breath, either.

P.S. -- Did I mention she'd fence too? Just not as good as me.... :P

[Soldier]

Hmm...

A nice dinner at an expensive restaraunt, followed by a good show at an actual theatre (not a movie). Les Miserables was excellent, so was Stomp. A glass of wine, then, with either a movie or good conversation, and finally off to bed.

[strongbad94]

the perfect person to date as in tall, blond haired, blue-eyed Swedish fencer or the perfect date as in dinner for two by candlelight, followed by a long walk on a moonlit beach with a blond-haired, blue-eyed, Swedish fencer?

I would take both myself

[mrbiggs]

I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have.

You bet I have. I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away.

[ThatReallyHurt]

You bet I have. I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away.

You'll get a much better effect if you do that whilst wearing a big floppy hat and some gold chains. Tinted oversize glasses would help, too.

[Zilverzmurfen]

I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away.

Yeah, and before you make it to the next traffic light you wake up...

[mrbiggs]

You'll get a much better effect if you do that whilst wearing a big floppy hat and some gold chains. Tinted oversize glasses would help, too.

I would have mentioned it, but you would've been able to find out my Secret Identity. There are only so many fencing pimps in the Northeast United States.

[ThatReallyHurt]

To be honest, I don't think there is such a thing as a perfect date. You're supposed to be nervous, I think. Dating helps people get to know each other, and that process is full of uncertainties. I'll bare my soul here and give you an example:

I was a very very poor college student living in a rough and run down area of the city. I met this girl, and after a few chats, I got up the guts to ask her if she'd like to go out to a movie. To my surprise, she said yes.

At about the same time that I asked her out, my parents stopped by my place, saw that I'd been eating rice and soy sauce for 6 months straight, and bought me some food. The stuff I treasured the most was the fresh stuff - fresh meat, fresh fruit, that sort of thing. So, after months of eating the same thing, I picked the first thing that I thought was both tasty and healthy, and basically gorged myself on it.

So, that evening, I met this girl and we went to see the movie. About midway through the movie, I started feeling, uhm... "a little under the weather, stomach-wise". At the end of the movie, I was pretty desparate. The credits rolled, and we walked out. The food court was near the theatre, so salvation was at hand. With as much calmness as I could muster, I said "I'll be right back". She nodded and sat down at one of the tables. I dashed into the bathroom.

Twenty minutes later, what's left of me stumbles out of the bathroom and towards the table she's still sitting patiently at. She asked me if I was okay. I apologized profusely for my delay, and said:

"One apple is good."

"Two apples are good."

"Seven apples are BAD."

She laughed at me, and I took her back to her place. As I was sitting on the bus back to my apartment, I was sure I'd never hear from her again.

We've been married for over three years.

So yeah, in a horribly long way, I was just trying to say that a perfect date doesn't have to go perfectly... it just has to have perfect results.

[Soldier]

Well, we're not necessarily talking about the first date here...what would be your perfect date now, with your wife? (Keep it PG, please.)

[Beeblebrox]

Minimal expenditure of money, sex at the end of it.... its what your after anyway.

Why do you need a date? This sounds like your every night!