03-11-2005, 01:22 PM
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| Perfect Date
So- up in the fencing discussion, I saw a 'perfect tourny' and a 'perfect club' thread...
Well, fencing aside, we're all people and we've all got desires and needs... so what's your perfect date?
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03-11-2005, 01:25 PM
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| I don't think there is a "perfect" date. It all depends on what you are in the mood for. No one likes the same thing all the time.
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03-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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| Minimal expenditure of money, sex at the end of it.... its what your after anyway.
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03-11-2005, 03:13 PM
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| Kind of wish I had enough money to take my wife to an opera or orchestra with a fancy sit-down dinner afterwards. Maybe a nice hotel room afterwards (no kids) ...
After a dealing with kids all week, you kind of need something to make you feel like an individual human being again. | |
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03-11-2005, 03:42 PM
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| 1. Good looking
2. Has an appreciation for my sense of humor
3. Nice to people
4. Is funny herself
5. Fences
6. Not Sweedish
That's about it...
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03-11-2005, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs 1. Good looking
2. Has an appreciation for my sense of humor
3. Nice to people
4. Is funny herself
5. Fences
That's about it... | Hey, that's me..!
Just joking... Sorry!  
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03-11-2005, 04:19 PM
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| I think in the ideal date you and your date would be able to talk about a variety of subjects yet still maintain each others interests.
It was after a conversation like that the girl went from "a hot girl" to a "hot girl I would like to get to know better." Ultimatly we hooked up. 
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03-11-2005, 04:29 PM
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| I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have.
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03-11-2005, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have. | Yeah, you have, but how many times have you not been turned off by that  ?
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03-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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| Do you mean
the perfect person to date as in tall, blond haired, blue-eyed Swedish fencer or the perfect date as in dinner for two by candlelight, followed by a long walk on a moonlit beach with a blond-haired, blue-eyed, Swedish fencer?
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03-11-2005, 05:41 PM
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| You mean like sex-crazy, supermodel, nobel-prize winner, billionaire-heiress, who's mad about me? *sigh* still waiting for that date to appear... but I'm not holding my breath, either.
P.S. -- Did I mention she'd fence too? Just not as good as me.... :P | |
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03-11-2005, 05:47 PM
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| Hmm...
A nice dinner at an expensive restaraunt, followed by a good show at an actual theatre (not a movie). Les Miserables was excellent, so was Stomp. A glass of wine, then, with either a movie or good conversation, and finally off to bed. | |
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03-11-2005, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr the perfect person to date as in tall, blond haired, blue-eyed Swedish fencer or the perfect date as in dinner for two by candlelight, followed by a long walk on a moonlit beach with a blond-haired, blue-eyed, Swedish fencer? | I would take both myself
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03-11-2005, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! I'll say that conversation is neccasary, if you want to maintain a relationship. After all, have youe ever been turned off by a hot chick cause she was boring to talk with? yeah, I have. | You bet I have. I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away. | |
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03-11-2005, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs You bet I have. I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away. | You'll get a much better effect if you do that whilst wearing a big floppy hat and some gold chains. Tinted oversize glasses would help, too.
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03-11-2005, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs I have like an entire MOB of hot girls following me around, and I'm like..."yeah, you guys gotta have the PERSONALITY!" Then I step into my limo and drive away. | Yeah, and before you make it to the next traffic light you wake up... 
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03-11-2005, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt You'll get a much better effect if you do that whilst wearing a big floppy hat and some gold chains. Tinted oversize glasses would help, too. | I would have mentioned it, but you would've been able to find out my Secret Identity. There are only so many fencing pimps in the Northeast United States. | |
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03-11-2005, 09:48 PM
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| To be honest, I don't think there is such a thing as a perfect date. You're supposed to be nervous, I think. Dating helps people get to know each other, and that process is full of uncertainties. I'll bare my soul here and give you an example:
I was a very very poor college student living in a rough and run down area of the city. I met this girl, and after a few chats, I got up the guts to ask her if she'd like to go out to a movie. To my surprise, she said yes.
At about the same time that I asked her out, my parents stopped by my place, saw that I'd been eating rice and soy sauce for 6 months straight, and bought me some food. The stuff I treasured the most was the fresh stuff - fresh meat, fresh fruit, that sort of thing. So, after months of eating the same thing, I picked the first thing that I thought was both tasty and healthy, and basically gorged myself on it.
So, that evening, I met this girl and we went to see the movie. About midway through the movie, I started feeling, uhm... "a little under the weather, stomach-wise". At the end of the movie, I was pretty desparate. The credits rolled, and we walked out. The food court was near the theatre, so salvation was at hand. With as much calmness as I could muster, I said "I'll be right back". She nodded and sat down at one of the tables. I dashed into the bathroom.
Twenty minutes later, what's left of me stumbles out of the bathroom and towards the table she's still sitting patiently at. She asked me if I was okay. I apologized profusely for my delay, and said:
"One apple is good."
"Two apples are good."
"Seven apples are BAD."
She laughed at me, and I took her back to her place. As I was sitting on the bus back to my apartment, I was sure I'd never hear from her again.
We've been married for over three years.
So yeah, in a horribly long way, I was just trying to say that a perfect date doesn't have to go perfectly... it just has to have perfect results.
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03-11-2005, 11:38 PM
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| Well, we're not necessarily talking about the first date here...what would be your perfect date now, with your wife? (Keep it PG, please.) | |
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03-11-2005, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Minimal expenditure of money, sex at the end of it.... its what your after anyway. | Why do you need a date? This sounds like your every night! | |
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