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Yes! Bare it all, Byatches!
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No. I save beastialty for when I'm drunkto death and the guy with the peach fuzz won't cover it.
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03-02-2005, 11:43 PM
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#1 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,832
| Koko- Your happy neighborhood lesbian Gorilla!
Most of you have probably heard this story. Did the girls deserved to get dumped? http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...y_koko_breasts | 
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03-03-2005, 01:44 AM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 685
| Whoa. That story draws many mixed feelings from me. Who would have thought such an incident could occur? That is one of the strangest stories I have ever heard.
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03-03-2005, 01:49 AM
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#3 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,091
| Yes, a thorough mix of "creepy" and "disturbing". | |
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03-03-2005, 08:59 AM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: chatooine
Posts: 177
| um.....well.... I.....no coment 
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03-03-2005, 09:30 AM
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 4,002
| That's so wrong. I mean, KoKo didn't even throw them beads.....
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03-03-2005, 10:23 AM
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#6 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,563
| Its an animal for christsake. Just because someone doesnt satisify my naked girl fetish doesnt mean I'm gonna DIE. Koko isnt gonna croak cause she couldnt see some broad's tits.
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03-04-2005, 08:59 AM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: North Carolina (UNC)
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Just because someone doesnt satisify my naked girl fetish doesnt mean I'm gonna DIE. Koko isnt gonna croak cause she couldnt see some broad's tits. | Give it another year or two.  | |
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03-04-2005, 10:10 AM
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#8 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| Did the job description clearly state "Employee must show her nipples to Koko the Gorilla as a part of the gorilla-caregiver bonding. The nipple showing may be monitored by other employees to ensure the quality of the breast showing. An employee uncomfortable with baring breasts to a primate with no conception of modesty or nudity may be required to shovel gorilla dung or may be terminated without further notice."
If so, sounds like just another case of disgruntled employee revenge litigation.
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03-04-2005, 01:31 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004 Location: U.S. of F-ing A.
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Its an animal for christsake. Just because someone doesnt satisify my naked girl fetish doesnt mean I'm gonna DIE. Koko isnt gonna croak cause she couldnt see some broad's tits. | no, but you would
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03-04-2005, 03:07 PM
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#10 | | ǝlpoou
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,387
| they shouldn't have been fired or expected to actually do it, but its not an outrageous request which is based in zoology and biology.
shrug. | 
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03-04-2005, 03:22 PM
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#11 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| I think we are all overlooking the true victim here...Koko. Pobre Koko! It must be devastating.
With that said, I am launching a campaign of sympathy for this simian. The 50 Itty Bitty Pity Titties for Koko campaign is now accepting donation pictures. If you would like to donate to this worthy cause, please PM me for more information on where to send your gift of love for the world's favorite voyeuristic primate. We will accept donation pics of one, two, or more boobs. Koko also apparently likes kittens. Feel free to send pictures of your kitty too. It's all for a good cause.
Thank you, together we can overcome so many problems for this great gaping ape.
----------------------------------------------------------------------- 50 Itty Bitty Pity Titties for Koko One woman's chest is another gorilla's treasure
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03-04-2005, 03:24 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Originally Posted by esskreemr I think we are all overlooking the true victim here...Koko. Pobre Koko! It must be devastating.
With that said, I am launching a campaign of sympathy for this simian. The 50 Itty Bitty Pity Titties for Koko campaign is now accepting donation pictures. If you would like to donate to this worthy cause, please PM me for more information on where to send your gift of love for the world's favorite voyeuristic primate. We will accept donation pics of one, two, or more boobs. Koko also apparently likes kittens. Feel free to send pictures of your kitty too. It's all for a good cause.
Thank you, together we can overcome so many problems for this great gaping ape.
----------------------------------------------------------------------- 50 Itty Bitty Pity Titties for Koko One woman's chest is another gorilla's treasure | Word of warning: Be careful, very careful, of receiving more than the basic two. Could be a dupe or even a bait and switch! | |
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03-04-2005, 03:59 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 4,002
| Even better, let's start a fund to get KoKo to go to Mardi Gras.
We can get her a glass pope-mobile.
Maybe she can hook up with Snoop for a Girls Gone Wild video.
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03-04-2005, 04:56 PM
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#14 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
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Originally Posted by latenight Even better, let's start a fund to get KoKo to go to Mardi Gras.
We can get her a glass pope-mobile.
Maybe she can hook up with Snoop for a Girls Gone Wild video. | Girls Gone Ape...Koko edition.
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03-04-2005, 05:00 PM
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#15 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,091
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Originally Posted by esskreemr I think we are all overlooking the true victim here...Koko. Pobre Koko! It must be devastating.
With that said, I am launching a campaign of sympathy for this simian. The 50 Itty Bitty Pity Titties for Koko campaign is now accepting donation pictures. If you would like to donate to this worthy cause, please PM me for more information on where to send your gift of love for the world's favorite voyeuristic primate. We will accept donation pics of one, two, or more boobs. Koko also apparently likes kittens. Feel free to send pictures of your kitty too. It's all for a good cause.
Thank you, together we can overcome so many problems for this great gaping ape.
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03-05-2005, 07:51 PM
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#16 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,832
| Yeah, that it. For Koko..... Not us- No. For Koko.... | |
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03-05-2005, 10:26 PM
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#17 | | Feline Groovy
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tidewater VA
Posts: 700
| Let me see ... so this makes Esskreemer the head of the Fifty Itty Bitty Pity Titties Committee, no? (Good thing he's not insisting that the pics be pretty.) | |
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03-05-2005, 10:45 PM
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#18 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| You're pretty witty.
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03-06-2005, 01:05 AM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,261
| How would you explain THAT to your last employer? Yipes! That's...just...just....yipes!
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03-06-2005, 07:37 AM
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#20 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,771
| Oh dear, Ess's posting is one of the funniest I've read in...quite some time. 
Would I like to contribute? Naaah, I think not!
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