10-18-2007, 09:40 PM
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#1041 | | Senior Member
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| Despite his big talk, Shi No Tenshi actually has no balls. | 
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10-18-2007, 09:48 PM
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| Ooh, I'm so not going to say the first counter that came to my head there.
Lefty's legs make cottage cheese look like regular milk.
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10-18-2007, 11:00 PM
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#1043 | | Posting Hound
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| Shi No Tenshi makes life like a Monet painting. It was great, but some drunk bastard comes and punched a dent in it.
__________________ VOTE FOR SPORTS KID OF THE YEAR: The Fencer, DUH. I'm Neinteen, and I approve of this message. | |
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10-22-2007, 04:31 PM
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| Sadly, all the razor-sharp wit in this forum is way over Nein's head. It'd be better if it were, say, throat-level.
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10-22-2007, 05:25 PM
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#1045 | | Posting Hound
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| Have at you smells and acts like an ass.
__________________ VOTE FOR SPORTS KID OF THE YEAR: The Fencer, DUH. I'm Neinteen, and I approve of this message. | |
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11-04-2007, 12:36 AM
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#1046 | | Senior Member
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| nobody misses you
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11-09-2007, 07:10 PM
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| you look like an inside-out large intestine | |
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11-10-2007, 11:23 AM
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#1048 | | Senior Member
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| Fencing fool's sense of disgusting humor is an insult to the forum, as well as everyone here has has a nice sharp sense of humor.
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
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11-10-2007, 11:50 AM
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| GFI thinks her sense of humor is sharp. Ok, class, can you say DELUSIONAL? Say it with me: DELUSIONAL! | |
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11-10-2007, 01:57 PM
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| LM is actually very special, but her last name, in fact, is not Ed. Just clearing it up, as she gets very upset by being called an Ed, when in reality, her last name is Needs.
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
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11-11-2007, 10:01 PM
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| Neinteens come backs are equivalent to that which would be made by a soggy tea towel. Fortunatley the tea towel has enough sense to keep it's mouth closed, neinteen sadly does not. | |
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11-12-2007, 09:11 AM
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| Aussie is too stupid to follow the rules of the thread. | |
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11-12-2007, 10:54 AM
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| LM's epee has a dark red sheen to it, from the many times she's become angry and decided to do away with her refs.
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
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11-12-2007, 11:33 AM
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| gfi makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine
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11-12-2007, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In  LM's epee has a dark red sheen to it, from the many times she's become angry and decided to do away with her refs. | How is that a bad thing??
Britney Spears has better judgement than Have At You. | |
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11-12-2007, 10:32 PM
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| Lefty monster doesn't actually eat lefties. She's still training to eat righties, and based on her miserable grades in rightie-eating school, I don't even think she'll be ready for *that* for at least three years.
To say that she makes all the rest of us lefty monsters look bad would be an understatement. For shame.
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11-12-2007, 11:03 PM
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| Amy Fencer thinks that I eat lefties. Why would I eat my bretheren?
I guess Army Fencer is cannibalistic, on top of his other disorders. It's ok, man. With the army's health insurance, you should be able to afford a mental institution. You pathetic excuse for a soldier. | |
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11-13-2007, 01:20 AM
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| Lefty monster is so sharp, she's the envy of all the other bowling balls.
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11-13-2007, 07:40 AM
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#1059 | | Senior Member
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| Army fencer is so ugly a sniper wouldn't take him out | |
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11-13-2007, 03:32 PM
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#1060 | | Epee fencing addict
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| sionnach once read the directions on the shampoo bottle - "lather, rinse, repeat" - and spent the whole day in the shower.
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