Senator supports sport fencing for roosters...no, seriously! - Fencing.Net Discussion
topleft topright

Go Back   Fencing.Net Discussion > Fencing Lists and Archives > Rec Sport Fencing

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-21-2005, 07:00 PM   #1
fenfool
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Senator supports sport fencing for roosters...no, seriously!

....this is publicity we don't need...the fact that a large group of
people got together and elected this guy to public office is just
staggering. And he wants to give them lames to boot!!! I wonder which
fencing equipment manufacturer will be the first to make poultry-sized
uniforms...


State Senator Wants Cockfights, with Gloves


OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive
cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters
instead of razors.

The Oklahoma legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002 because of
its cruelty to the roosters, which are slashed and pecked to death
while human spectators bet on the outcome.

But State Sen. Frank Shurden, a Democrat from Henryetta and a long-time
defender of cockfighting, said the ban had wiped out a $100-million
business.

To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing
gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized
vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep
score.

"It's like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where
they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear
vests," said Shurden. "That's the same application that would be
applied to the roosters."

Janet Halliburton, president of the Oklahoma Coalition Against
Cockfighting, which led the drive for the 2002 law, said Shurden is
really seeking to loosen the ban.

"What this is going to do is make a platform for him to continually try
to amend the existing ban," Halliburton told The Oklahoman newspaper.
The State Senate will consider Shurden's proposal next month.

 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
And now for this message...
Go Green members don't see these ads.


Old 02-21-2005, 07:00 PM   #2
Dirk Goldgar
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Senator supports sport fencing for roosters...no, seriously!

"fenfool" <fenfool@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106857303.111732.146600@c13g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com
> ...this is publicity we don't need...the fact that a large group of
> people got together and elected this guy to public office is just
> staggering. And he wants to give them lames to boot!!! I wonder
> which fencing equipment manufacturer will be the first to make
> poultry-sized uniforms...


It's those little sabre masks that are going to be difficult.
--

Dirk Goldgar

(to reply via e-mail, remove NOSPAM from address)


 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-21-2005, 07:00 PM   #3
Harold Buck
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Senator supports sport fencing for roosters...no, seriously!

In article <EnkKd.1888$Yd7.669@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.n et>,
"Dirk Goldgar" <dgoldgar@NOalumni.SPAMprinceton.edu> wrote:

> "fenfool" <fenfool@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1106857303.111732.146600@c13g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com
> > ...this is publicity we don't need...the fact that a large group of
> > people got together and elected this guy to public office is just
> > staggering. And he wants to give them lames to boot!!! I wonder
> > which fencing equipment manufacturer will be the first to make
> > poultry-sized uniforms...

>
> It's those little sabre masks that are going to be difficult.



And they'll probably have to ask for help every time their mask cords
come undone!

Not to mention the bouts won't be very interesting: every time one
chicken yells, the other one will run off the back of the strip.*

--Harold Buck

*Because he's chicken.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-21-2005, 07:00 PM   #4
Amy & Joseph Kormann
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Senator supports sport fencing for roosters...no, seriously!

Harold Buck wrote:

>In article <EnkKd.1888$Yd7.669@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.n et>,
> "Dirk Goldgar" <dgoldgar@NOalumni.SPAMprinceton.edu> wrote:
>
>
>
>>"fenfool" <fenfool@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:1106857303.111732.146600@c13g2000cwb.google groups.com
>>
>>
>>>...this is publicity we don't need...the fact that a large group of
>>>people got together and elected this guy to public office is just
>>>staggering. And he wants to give them lames to boot!!! I wonder
>>>which fencing equipment manufacturer will be the first to make
>>>poultry-sized uniforms...
>>>
>>>

>>It's those little sabre masks that are going to be difficult.
>>
>>

>
>
>And they'll probably have to ask for help every time their mask cords
>come undone!
>
>Not to mention the bouts won't be very interesting: every time one
>chicken yells, the other one will run off the back of the strip.*
>
>--Harold Buck
>
>*Because he's chicken.
>
>

I heard this on NPR too. I was trying to figure if they'll have lights
on top of the chicken's combs or not.

Wouldn't it but funny if they came up with a good wireless system and
the FIE somehow adapted it!

--
Amy and Joseph Kormann


 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Fencing FAQ (part 1) Morgan Burke Rec Sport Fencing 2 08-26-2005 02:00 AM
Fencing FAQ (part 3) Morgan Burke Fencing Discussion 0 03-10-2003 09:33 AM
Fencing FAQ (part 1) Morgan Burke Fencing Discussion 0 03-10-2003 09:33 AM
Fencing FAQ (part 1) Morgan Burke Fencing Discussion 0 03-10-2003 09:31 AM
Fencing FAQ (part 3) Morgan Burke Fencing Discussion 0 03-10-2003 09:31 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:23 AM.


(c) 1995 - 2007 Fencing Net; Fencing.Net, fdn, Fencing101, Epee101, Foil101, Sabre101 are all trademarks of Fencing.Net, LLC.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. - Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5 -    Medieval Swords from the online Replica Sword Shop