02-10-2005, 12:53 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York City (But, you'll never find me.)
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| Stupid, stupid Britney
Hot off the presses:
"Britney Spears' second marriage is reportedly on the rocks.
Insiders say the 23-year-old beauty, who wed former dancer Kevin Federline just five months ago, has been rowing with her new husband over money after she was left to pick his $5,400 bill for a weekend he spent partying in Las Vegas last month.
26-year-old Kevin, who hasn't been seen publicly with his wife for some time, has also been spotted without his wedding ring, fuelling rumours that the short-lived marriage is already over."
But, but... she said HE was the one. Bwah, ha ha ha haaa! I will bet any one of you that nude photos of her will be "stolen" from Federline and appear on the Internet within eight months. The wager is a clue to my identity. Any takers will need to make serious antes on their part.
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02-10-2005, 01:01 PM
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#2 | | gother than thou
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| State of Britney’s marriage
From MSNBC:
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are lovey-dovey — not on the outs, as several publications claimed to The Scoop yesterday, according to some folks at Details magazine. The men’s mag is putting the newlywed backup dancer on the cover of its March issue. “I was at the photo shoot with both Britney and Kevin,” Details special projects editor Andrea Oliveri told The Scoop. “They were extremely affectionate. Britney was really excited that Kevin was getting his first cover of his own.”
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02-10-2005, 01:13 PM
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| Wait...Britney got married? When did this happen? Why wasn't I informed??
Actually, I wish Britney the best in all she does. I just hope I don't have to hear about all of it in excruciating detail.
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02-10-2005, 02:04 PM
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#4 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by lochinvar I wish Britney the best in all she does. I just hope I don't have to hear about all of it in excruciating detail. | Hope denied!!
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02-10-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Hope denied!! | Just like the last presidential election....
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02-10-2005, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Just like the last presidential election.... | Britney was running for president?!!
Boy, stuff sure gets by you when you have a life...
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02-10-2005, 08:52 PM
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| Good thing she didn't win. I cringe to imagine what could have happened to our uniforms... | |
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02-11-2005, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Soldier Good thing she didn't win. I cringe to imagine what could have happened to our uniforms... | "Soldier in the sky with diamonds..." 
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02-14-2005, 09:22 AM
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| Latest quote regarding Britney's and Federline's impending split:
Federline agrees, "I could go on for ever about my love for this girl. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime."
The man has the intellect of a 15 year old. Video games? And Britney is proud of this? Well... maybe the guy has some other "asset" we don't know about.
Anyone know of a homepage for this 'tard?
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02-14-2005, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen "Soldier in the sky with diamonds..." | Hooray for the Beatles! Weee!
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Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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02-14-2005, 05:45 PM
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#11 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by cornflower Hooray for the Beatles! Weee! | Wow. Dumb and happy. Just like I like them....  | |
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02-14-2005, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley Wow. Dumb and happy. Just like I like them.... | What?! Dumb?!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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02-14-2005, 10:00 PM
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#13 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| I mean that in the nicest way possible. I swear. A lot. **** **** butt *** **** Halle Berry! | |
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