Ryan Wangner

[Faggot the Hutt]

So, here I am... pondering over the question of who is Ryan Wangner. People say that I am he, but are they doing so to embarrass this poor fellow, or do they really think I'm a 5' 7" collegiate fencer?

The whole thing is quite annoying because despite all evidence to the contrary, it seems that some people are intent on believing me to be Wangner.

So, Wangner... send me an e-mail, and some photos too. I'd like to put you on my website. I'll probably end up mocking you, but you must be used to it by now... 'cause... y'know... your name is Wangner. Pfft... Wangner.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

*Gasps* ....... it all makes sense now....