i don't know if anyone would get a kick out of this:

[SwordSoul]

the names have been changed to protect, well,y'know, people n' stuff... I'm LTJska4life on AIM. gimme holla. unless you're this guy.

--------: where do you fence
LTJska4life: i fenced with northmont high school. now i coach it
LTJska4life: i haven't fenced myself in a while
--------: do you all have a website
--------: I am ---
LTJska4life: eh, sorta. go to northmontschools.com
LTJska4life: www.northmontschools.com
LTJska4life: and we might be in their sports stuff
LTJska4life: one of the fencers had tomake a website for a class
--------: so what have you 2 done
LTJska4life: us 2?
--------: sorry I got confused
LTJska4life: that's okay
--------: do you compete much
LTJska4life: I would like to
LTJska4life: i used to compete a lot
--------: why not now
LTJska4life: school!
--------: do you have a fencing photo
LTJska4life: might be on the website
LTJska4life: but not on the internet, sorry
LTJska4life: what is (sn)?
--------: I graduated from --- in ----
LTJska4life: oh okay
--------: do you have fencing pic
LTJska4life: no.
LTJska4life: why do you?
--------: I am looking for a fencer
--------: would you be willing to wear a fie uniform from fencepbt
LTJska4life: would you?
--------: would I what
LTJska4life: wear a fie uniform from fencepbt
--------: I would get one for you to wear while fencing
LTJska4life: i like my uniform just fine
--------: did you say you have been overseas to fence
LTJska4life: no
--------: I would pay for uniform
LTJska4life: why.
LTJska4life: ?
--------: what had I said
LTJska4life: ?
--------: How could I talk you into trying on uniform from fencepbt
LTJska4life: i dont' know, but i'm sure there are many communities on the internet with sports fetishes and i'm certain that they would be happy to accomodate you
--------: I would want to see you fence in the suit
LTJska4life: we're done

[MyrddinsPrecint]

..................... what was THAT????????????



... yeah. he's sane...

[Kismet]

I am soo confused!!!!! What on earth???

[SwordSoul]

yeah he's posted here before. I feel like i shouldn't reveal any screen names or avatars or anything. during our last conversation he was ready to meet me at a national event and be my "squire" essentially. said he'd foot the bill for travel, etc...

[Phoenix]

that is the reason I loathe chats....... people are just so ..... weird....

[latenight]

Everyone has heard from this guy............trust me.

[Zilverzmurfen]

Everyone has heard from this guy............trust me.

I haven't!
But then I'm a woman...

[JackSparrow]

Well that's scary! I think you got away just in time.

[latenight]

I haven't!
But then I'm a woman...

Exactly! I know of at least 5 others who have been.

[noodle]

i've talked in length to this guy, knowing full well who he is from other people who have had him talk to them, just to see what his thought process is and where he's going with things. i have the whole convo saved and to be nice, i'm not going to go into details, but lets just say that most of the stuff he said was just plain weird and definitely much more specific than the convo pasted above.

to this guy: sorry dude, you're way too creepy/weird. if you have a sport fetish, thats great. we don't. don't exploit this community for that.

[Elemental]

Next time anyone talks to that guy they should tell him to check out Dan Savages article "Savage Love".

I don't remember the url for his website but a lot of local magazines publish his sex advice column. It's really funny and he has lots of resourses for everyone. And I've read some weird stuff in his articles...

[noodle]

you can google for it

[SwordSoul]

Everyone has heard from this guy............trust me.

well that's a relief, i thought I just got lucky,
i cut the convo short before i could copy paste the best/final line before i blocked him: "What will it take for me to get you to wear a uniform?"

edit: duh, i did post that... sorry

[latenight]

It's cute until it ends up being a naive younger member that gets hit.

[Elemental]

you can google for it

I can but the firewall filters at my office are crazy.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Yeah, I've heard from him. I don't want your uniform!!!! Leave me alone!!! I want an uhlmann uniform!!!!! He's really frickin creepy, and I have contacted Gav previously regarding this freak. But... on the off chance.... what if he would really give you a PBT suit? Still freaky.

[melihop]

yeah... he has contacted me quite a few times.. its rather annoying...

[akaiyuki]

That's why my AIM is on "only buddies on your buddy list can see you online".

[AndrewH]

Ha yea he asked me if I wanted a sponser. I said fencing doesn't really have a sponser system, because the person has nothing to gain for giving you money since you can't advertise on your uniform. He asked if I would do it "for friendship".

Me: you mean like, you'd give me money just to be nice?
Him: no, i'd give you money and you'd be my friend
Me: ummm... it doesn't work that way.
*block*

Wierdo.

[SwordSoul]

yeah he said he'd sponsor me and i thought "yeah okay this kid really doesn't know anything about fencing... maybe he just has a lot of money?" i was really gonna meet him at an NAC or something with my fencers until i caught the fetish vibe...