Fencing secrets

[ThatReallyHurt]

I can put a bodywire in my jacket... without taking the jacket off!

Admittedly, it takes me longer than just taking off the jacket would, and I look kind of odd, wandering around with one arm up the air, hopping a bit...

[ThatReallyHurt]

I used to, but I hurt my ankle once during a basketball game in high school.

Yourself?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Easy to fix - you just need more tar...

What exactly is a "hadoken"?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Ah, that explains a few things.

If you could have one superpower (besides flying, of course) to help you fence, what would it be?

[scrapinpeg]

a force field. definitely.

[Zilverzmurfen]

If you could have one superpower (besides flying, of course) to help you fence, what would it be?

Point control!

[oiuyt]

ryu's fireball from street fighter... you roll the joystick a quarter circle foward and then press a punch button.

AKA D+F+P (down + forward + punch). This is the where DFP's name comes from.

-B :)

[shango]

Ah, now we know.

[noodle]

the new standard lingo is QCF +P
more descriptive
(qcf = quarter circle forward)

[LUDICROUS]

Street Fighter rules.

[Army Fencer]

Watercolor time....

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I can press my opponents blade, and then send a wave of plasmic force down my blade powerful enough to push my opponents blade off of mine and far away enough that I cant hit him.

[Have At You]

I have the ability to stand directly in the path of an oncoming blade and NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OR PARRY.

Of course, this means I get hit quite a lot. But it is my special skill, of which I am quietly proud.

[MyrddinsPrecint]

all my magic fenicng powers involve umass boys.....

*is shocked at self*

....... did i post that out loud???



if i touch them, i steal their body energy and such. kind of like rogue. ... just don't shake my hand unless i have my latex body suit on.

[noodle]

definitely WC time. everyone seems to be feeding the troll in the fencing discussion board...

all my magic fenicng powers involve umass boys.....

*is shocked at self*

....... did i post that out loud???



if i touch them, i steal their body energy and such. kind of like rogue. ... just don't shake my hand unless i have my latex body suit on.

that sounds innuendoriffic

[ThatReallyHurt]

definitely WC time. everyone seems to be feeding the troll in the fencing discussion board...

It was actually a rather pleasant conversation at the beginning there... granted, sonic boom super powers may be better discussed in the water cooler, but hey - at least everyone now knows what a hadouken is...

[MyrddinsPrecint]

It was actually a rather pleasant conversation at the beginning there... granted, sonic boom super powers may be better discussed in the water cooler, but hey - at least everyone now knows what a hadouken is...

... because, clearly, none of us could live a full life without that bit of knowledge.

[noodle]

... because, clearly, none of us could live a full life without that bit of knowledge.

no. noone can call their lives complete without being able to roll out a haduken.

the physics of a shin-shoryuken on the other hand, is maybe a topic up for debate

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

all my magic fenicng powers involve umass boys.....

*is shocked at self*

....... did i post that out loud???



if i touch them, i steal their body energy and such. kind of like rogue. ... just don't shake my hand unless i have my latex body suit on.

It's strange that all female super heroes are only allowed to wear skin tight suits that look almost like they're designed to "be sexy"!

[Have At You]

I think it's just because the comics artists couldn't draw clothes, so it's easier to draw a naked body and color it in as if it were clothing.

Or maybe they don't get out enough.