| No, the problem is not that you're a troll. It's that you suck as a troll. You obviously need more practice.
There is an art to being a troll. You have to have wit and a general knowledge of the subjects that you're attempting to troll. Perhaps you could find a troll tutorial on the web. If you're really lucky, maybe you could get one of your more intelligent friends (you know, one that has a life) to troll for you. If you pay me $5.00, I'll give it my best shot. Otherwise, I'm afraid that you just don't have what it takes to be a troll. I suspect that you will most likely be banned because you are over anxious. Perhaps you could find a few biographies on the lives of the Historical Troll greats like YouSuckEggs32, MyMommaBeatYoMommaUp, fencersSux, etc. Unless you greatly improve your game, I'm afraid you're not going to be historical just history, like O_O and his predecessor O_O2. Well, good luck. You'll need it.
People who troll without knowing the finer points of trolling generally either get ignored or banished. Perhaps if you introduce more wit or some semblance of intelligence, your troll postings would be more amusing and/or draw fire. As it is, they aren't even worth reading.
If it was worth the effort, I would put you on my ignore list. Since you are so pathetic at trolling, it's not even worth the two three clicks and the 5 seconds out of my life.
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