Canada Sucks

[Centuri]

Why does Canada suck so much? Anyone? Anyone at all?

Crapfest.. with your clean streets and free healthcare. Disgusting.

BOMB!

[cornflower]

At least we don't have Bush!

[Centuri]

At least we don't have street sweepers going 24/7.... freak.

[Centuri]

quotable.



This is the quotable.

[cornflower]

We don't have street sweepers going on here 24/7 (at least in Vancouver). That's just weird and a waste of time/money.

[Centuri]

Hah. I've seen your street sweeper schools. Seen a whole bunch of those freaks going in there with mullets blowing in the wind.



Canada is basically America Jr.

[cornflower]

Mullets are cool.

[cornflower]

Originally Posted by Centuri

Canada is basically America Jr.

If Canada is basically America Jr. (which I don't deny) then imagine how much more of a freak American is, then.

[Centuri]

First of all... that makes no sense. You are simply our *****, or beneath us in other words.

Educate yourself and go watch Canadian Bacon.

[cornflower]

It makes perfect sense! If you think that we're so crappy and that we're just America Jr.... then... that means we're just like America, but JUNIOR!

[Centuri]

Yes.. America Jr. is America execpt a ****fest. Just a spinoff. Some hand me down sweater or old shoe. Worthless garabage. The stuff I throw away. Simply a mistake.. an error in the gene pool of geography and economical impurities.

[cornflower]

I think Canada is pretty cool, I've lived in both the US and Canada for many years, and I'd choose Canada over the US anyday. But... I'm not going to even bother with this thread anymore.

[jBirch]

I have to restate my official position on Canada: it sucks. It's cold, barren and ugly. The people are rude, ugly and diseased. Why do you think they spend so much money on Health Care? Nobody in their right mind wants to go there, that's why they spend all their money on health care instead of the military: invasion is pointless. And the French? Pah! They are the rudest, ugliest, smelliest of them all!

As you can see there is absolutely, positively no REASON for any American, ever, to consider going to Canada except for masochistic purposes. It's a vile place.

[Zilverzmurfen]

Originally Posted by Centuri

quotable. This is the quotable.

I can't believe it took me a whole six of your postings to figure out that you are O_O on the rebound...

Oh, and your signature line is mispelled.

[Pancakes]

Originally Posted by Centuri

Educate yourself and go watch Canadian Bacon.

God. What an unfunny, horrible peice of crap of a movie. The disgusting American city from the movie, with all the smoke stacks and ****, remember that city? It's called Hamilton. Hamilton, Ontario. Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. I live here.

Bit of Michael Moore irony/movie trivia for you.

That movie sucked so much ***.

[Larrison]

Hey -- Canada's cool. Admittedly I've spent most of my time in West Canada; Vancouver, Victoria, Vancouver Island, BC in general. People are nice, things are comfortable to live in, and not hard to come back and forth across the border. Vancouver in particular is a fun place to hang out --

Good neighbors and should be respected as such.

[Pancakes]

Originally Posted by Larrison

Hey -- Canada's cool. Admittedly I've spent most of my time in West Canada; Vancouver, Victoria, Vancouver Island, BC in general. People are nice, things are comfortable to live in, and not hard to come back and forth across the border. Vancouver in particular is a fun place to hang out --

Good neighbors and should be respected as such.

Though I personally hate Vancouver, being born and raised there, next time you're in town, go to Purple Planet Pizza on Broadway and I guarantee you'll never want to leave.

[Centuri]

Hah. You make me sick. Your country...if you can call it that... is nothing. Why does it even exsist? It serves no real purpose. Ohh... resources, how spectacular. Canada is simply another way for me to exploit my sidistic humor and, at the same time, mock the true crappiness of a country whose sole, shadowy existence is to be mocked. A mutual existence perhaps, but completelty unnecessary and imprudent.

[jBirch]

Originally Posted by Centuri

Hah. You make me sick. Your country...if you can call it that... is nothing. Why does it even exsist? It serves no real purpose. Ohh... resources, how spectacular. Canada is simply another way for me to exploit my sidistic humor and, at the same time, mock the true crappiness of a country whose sole, shadowy existence is to be mocked. A mutual existence perhaps, but completelty unnecessary and imprudent.

Absolutely! I want all Americans to take note: Canada is a vile, mockable place. No point in ever going to Canada for any reason.

[mrbiggs]

I used to think that Canada was pretty worthless, but now they have one infinitieth the Bush we do, making them infinity times better. Even though their pennies are worth less.