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Old 01-21-2005, 11:53 AM   #21
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Open your wide eyes.
Twas ALWAYS a fool.
vandal you speak lies
white man will kill your mother
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:36 PM   #22
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parry, riposte, advance
I lunge and advance
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I should do homework
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Don't want to work now
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I do sleep soundly
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