View Poll Results: Who can your coach beat up? - Voters
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My coach can beat up your coach.
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My coach would get beaten up by your coach.
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It would be a fair fight, not sure who would win.
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I don't have a coach.
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My Coach Can Beat Up Your Coach Since some of the people on rec.sport.fencing were grousing about the quality of threads here, I thought I would start a new, informative, comprehensive, and well thought out thread.
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My coach went to the olympics, coaches olympians, and generally rules.
He can kick your coaches ***!  I am he
The bornless one
The fallen angel watching you..
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 Originally Posted by LUDICROUS My coach went to the olympics, coaches olympians, and generally rules.
He can kick your coaches ***!
I think that should be ****! Us Brits use *r*e - just a public information thing really - sorry
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My coach wears a fancy hat.
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My coach is 28 and his knees are already critically injured, so I'm going to agree with that.
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no way, my coach who is 50 ish can beat the u17 champ of the state.
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- Epee is the Louis Vuitton bag of fencing: only the best can get it, and the rest of the masses must content themselves with cheap knockoffs (sabre, foil)
- To not recognize the power of the French grip is to be in denial
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My coach is ukrainian! 
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The last time my coached fenced properly he had to sub in for a friend who was injured at 35-40 (I think) other teams way in the State Championship final,my coach won and spent 2 weeks with dodgy legs.
My coach could beat your coach anyway, he's Australian and that means more manly that some fancy pantsy Ukrainian or what-not. I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY!
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Originally Posted by LordTofuDog-jnr My coach could beat your coach anyway, he's Australian and that means more manly that some fancy pantsy Ukrainian or what-not. Objectivity at its peak! 
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My coach is pretty short, but can move so fast all you see is a blur.
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Objectivity at its peak! I don't need to answer for my actions! I'm Australian!  I'm so cool; put me in a fridge and it gets colder!
I'm Australian and that makes me MANLY!
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I'll have to side with Veeco on this one. When was the last time you saw an Australian or Kiwi at the top of the world.
BTW, my coach is French
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Originally Posted by veeco My coach is French ;-) So that means he doesn't fight, then?  "Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box"
-Albert Einstein, in a letter to Erwin Schrödinger
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- Epee is the Louis Vuitton bag of fencing: only the best can get it, and the rest of the masses must content themselves with cheap knockoffs (sabre, foil)
- To not recognize the power of the French grip is to be in denial
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Originally Posted by veeco Oh, he fights alright... Fighting about which wine is better doesn't count.
Neither does fighting to get the best baguette available count.
I mean, I'm not a fighter, but I would fight for those.
Damn, tasty baguettes. You french, with your wee beady eyes, that taunt and mock me saying 'Oh you'll buy my baguettes, because I've put in a secret ingredient that makes you crave it fortnightly!'
Not that I'm bitter that I don't live in Paris or anything...
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My coach is 7'8" and has sporadic bolts of lightning coming from his a**. They tried to ban him because sometimes it would (the electrical discharge) land on the wall sockets and blow everything out. But they said as long as he wore insulated breeches, they would let him fence. Anyway, he went on to win 15 world titles or something, and then he was forced to retire after he once forgot to wear his specially made insulate-breeches, and caused power outages across seven districts.
Of course, I made that up.
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Originally Posted by DangerMouse I'll have to side with Veeco on this one. When was the last time you saw an Australian or Kiwi at the top of the world.
BTW, my coach is French ah but their will be! soon, someday... *sighs*
ah well we will get there ^_^
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no we won't, it's hopeless i tell ya! we're doomed!
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Originally Posted by DangerMouse
I'll have to side with Veeco on this one. When was the last time you saw an Australian or Kiwi at the top of the world.
My coach coached Jessica Beers(spelling*embarrassed*), our only fencer at Athens. She didnt win, though 
Theres even a framed thank you note-type thingy from her to our coach.
He now sports a pair of "Athens Olympics, NZ" of tracksuit pants. I am he
The bornless one
The fallen angel watching you..
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