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View Poll Results: Who can your coach beat up? | |
My coach can beat up your coach.
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My coach would get beaten up by your coach.
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It would be a fair fight, not sure who would win.
|    | 20 | 9.80% | |
I don't have a coach.
|    | 17 | 8.33% | 
04-08-2006, 08:54 AM
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#101 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
Posts: 1,863
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Originally Posted by gtmac My coach is also a sensei and master of his own recognized branch of Karate. He'd wipe the floor with your coach. | you're such a show-off!!!! 
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04-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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#102 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,563
| My coach can bend thick bars of steel with his mind. He can wreck your coach.
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04-08-2006, 01:25 PM
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#103 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Posts: 107
| My coach is Cuban. Enough said | |
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04-08-2006, 06:01 PM
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#104 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Carlsbad, CA
Posts: 619
| My coach certainly could beat up your coach. But he's much too nice a guy to actually do it, so you're all safe. | |
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04-08-2006, 06:03 PM
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#105 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chapel Hill, NC
Posts: 1,252
| how has this persisted in general fencing so long, and not gotten pushed to the water cooler? /sigh | |
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04-08-2006, 09:20 PM
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#106 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Santa Ana ,CA
Posts: 262
| I dunno Keropie. But my coach -George at CalTech- is simply the best.
Thankfully he never visits fencing.net, so he won't kick my butt for posting this.
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04-10-2006, 12:59 AM
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#107 | | Just Joined
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 18
| The Master of Disaster
The head coach at my club snapped a foil in two... while executing a flick... WITHOUT MAKING CONTACT WITH ANYTHING!!!
At least, that's what I've been told. | |
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04-10-2006, 04:02 AM
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#108 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Irvine, CA
Posts: 138
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Originally Posted by Ordway My coach certainly could beat up your coach. But he's much too nice a guy to actually do it, so you're all safe. | I bet my coach could beat up your coach =P Probably not your coach's coach, though  | |
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04-10-2006, 01:25 PM
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#109 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Carlsbad, CA
Posts: 619
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Originally Posted by Kenji I bet my coach could beat up your coach =P Probably not your coach's coach, though | Hehe.  You certainly have the right idea about my coach's coach, who could do the job with one hand tied behind his back, while telling a funny story about "back in Russia..."
But also, my coach would make mincemeat out of your coach! No doubt in my mind. (BTDT, have been delighted to get a single touch.) But he would be very nice about doing it.  | |
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06-07-2006, 01:55 PM
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#110 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Venice Beach, CA
Posts: 1,308
| My coach is Yoda. | |
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06-07-2006, 04:01 PM
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#111 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 492
| Doesn't this belong in the Water Cooler?
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06-07-2006, 04:04 PM
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#112 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA
Posts: 7,519
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Originally Posted by cfaustus Doesn't this belong in the Water Cooler? | I'd go as far as to say it belongs in early 2005. | |
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06-07-2006, 04:35 PM
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#113 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Reno, NV. Home of the Silver Blades
Posts: 119
| The poll is flawed. My coach is on fencing.net and would see my answer. 
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06-08-2006, 05:30 PM
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#114 | | Member
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bloomington, IN
Posts: 98
| My coach is Russian!
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06-13-2006, 10:14 AM
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#115 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Attleboro
Posts: 211
| My coach threatend to bite off my ear....AND HE LIKES ME
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10-04-2006, 01:32 PM
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#116 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC
Posts: 986
| my coach has been fencing for about 60 years o.O he can definately beat you all up. | |
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10-09-2006, 08:41 PM
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#117 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,199
| Fatfencer= case of whoopass
Just so as everyone knows I can beat up anyones coach. 
Humbly Yours,
Fatfencer
Dark Lord of the Sith.
PS: How you might ask? The ultimate martial techniques: Gut Bounce and Butt Bounce. Pray you are not on the receiving end of either!!!! | |
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10-12-2006, 05:40 PM
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#118 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bloomington, IN
Posts: 43
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Originally Posted by Inigo_Montoya My coach is Russian! | Yeah, well... my coach is... your... roommate...? OK, so not quite as threatening as I thought it would be...
As to my vote... sorry, Robert.
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Last edited by SabreFerret; 10-12-2006 at 05:45 PM.
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10-13-2006, 01:17 PM
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#119 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY
Posts: 58
| ALL of my coaches can kick your coach's ass.
My first real coach is a mean old German dude, maestro in all three weapons. He could totally kick anybody's ass. Probably while drunk. Then, the next coach, been fencing for 20-30-some-odd years, legs of STEEL, world vets fencer, can and will kick ass. My coach NOW is a former Olympian/PanAm-er, so he can ALSO kick your coach's ass. Also probably while drunk. They're all the coolest.
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10-13-2006, 01:34 PM
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#120 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,326
| My coach beat up Chuck Norris and gave me his semi-unconscious body to practice on. | |
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