hamsters

[drippingwet]

Let's have a serious discussion about hamsters. What is the current sociological and philosophical thinking concerning the hamster?

[latenight]

They taste like chicken........

[Tazz]

Originally Posted by latenight

They taste like chicken........

Dare I ask how you know that??

[latenight]

actually, chicken tastes like hamster.....and no you wouldn't dare.

[Tazz]

Darnit, now I'm curious...

[esskreemr]

Please, hamsters taste like pork. How do you think they got their names?

[latenight]

Gerbils rule...down with hamsters and their lack of tails!!!!!!!

[drippingwet]

So if there was a great hamster-gerbil war, which side would you be on and why?

[latenight]

Gerbils,

They are not as cute, not as friendly, and have tails like a good rodent should.



They would cream the hamsters using Guinea Pig heavy weapon support

[drippingwet]

Guinea pigs don't have long tails do they? Can we have analysis on the firepower of the turds from all parties concerned?

[esskreemr]

It is well known that hamsters have an ongoing cease-fire agreement with guinea pigs as per the '76 accord. Of course, the Norwegian wharf rats have been looking for a reason to break the non-aggression pact with the gerbils...

[drippingwet]

The wharf rats want to break their non-aggression pact because of a boundary dispute with the Scandinavian gerbil tribe. But the only way they can do this is by proving that the northern gerbils are developing TMDs (turds of mass destruction).

[Zilverzmurfen]

"There is unrule in the ship yard and the creatures all have fled
and the hamsters scream 'Oppression!' but the wharf rats shake their head.

The trouble with the hamsters, and they're quite convinced they're right,
they say the gerbils are too greedy, 'We will make them loose the fight!'

Now there's no more rat oppression for they cast a noble law,
and the rodents all are equal -by hatchet, axe and saw!"

[latenight]

All hamsters must report to "holding" habitrails immediately and register with the local Gerbil authorities

[drippingwet]

The rhodent wars have a long and turd-filled history. It all began 6 months ago with the death of the great gerbil king, King Gerb.

[scrapinpeg]

The advanced technology developed by both sides in this conflict is truly remarkable. Who can forget the role of dirigiberbils in the brave defeat of Peter Buck? And the advanced weaponry of hamsters have been well documented in anime.

[neevel]

And then the capybaras show up and trample their little Habitrail cities like a herd of Godzillas waltzing through Tokyo...

[latenight]

and what about beavers? I love beaver!!!!!

[esskreemr]

Originally Posted by latenight

and what about beavers? I love beaver!!!!!

Beavers are rodents. Tasmanian devils are marsupials. I don't see how one could get them mixed up.... ohhhhhh, my bad

[latenight]

My Tasmanian Devil is Zeldarific!!!!!