08-12-2005, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by geezer ....sorry.... | When you have just been hit by a British truck.
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08-12-2005, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Gossamer | The featherweight of the bin Laden family.
Mantra. (Speaking of which, has "nine-eleven" made the dictionaries yet?)
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08-12-2005, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Mantra. | A codpiece jury-rigged from a cafeteria tablet.
Mizzen.
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08-12-2005, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Mizzen. | Courtesy title for a collection of girls or women whose marital status is unknown.
Alternatively, absence of same collection of girls or women when the going gets tough; hence the expression, "mizzen in action".
Foresheet.
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08-12-2005, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Foresheet. | What the results of a circumcision are laid out on.
Circumcision.
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08-12-2005, 09:33 PM
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| Circumcision...The famous bisexual, transvestite, exotic dancer who trains British Counter-Terrorist Agents.
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08-13-2005, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by geezer Circumcision...The famous bisexual, transvestite, exotic dancer who trains British Counter-Terrorist Agents. | Dude,
You need to start remembering to include the next word.
I'll use "geezer."
Device for increasing gravity.
Rove. Turd-blossom doesn't count.
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08-13-2005, 09:06 AM
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| An old-Scout's fine cream soap.
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08-13-2005, 10:35 AM
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| Adverb, used to modify verbs done in a butt-turf manner.
thousand
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08-13-2005, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Dude,
I'll use "geezer."
Device for increasing gravity.
Turd-blossom doesn't count. |  How'd he know that?
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08-13-2005, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Have At You Adverb, used to modify verbs done in a butt-turf manner.
thousand |
Street vending establishment for selling paper products food stuff with an assortment of polymar toppings.
grumble
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"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
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08-13-2005, 05:23 PM
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| A street fight between geezers. 
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08-13-2005, 05:52 PM
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| Lurk...a decorated bag of ancient Mesopotamian bird seed.
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"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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08-13-2005, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by geezer Lurk...a decorated bag of ancient Mesopotamian bird seed. | Don't quite see the derivation there.... As you've not included a new word again, I'll revisit lurk..
Lurk: a furtive songbird
Condor. Ineffective birth control - condom with the end snipped off
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08-14-2005, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Condor. Ineffective birth control - condom with the end snipped off | Ignoring your suggestion--condor is obviously the inmate's way in and out.
Asylum.
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08-14-2005, 02:20 PM
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| Something which goes on in Catholic churches, it once meant "sanctuary" but has in recent years taken on an appallingly different meaning...
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08-14-2005, 02:50 PM
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| Slippery silk.
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08-14-2005, 02:56 PM
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| Czech: An Eastern European bank draft. ( Too easy.  )
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08-14-2005, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Participle | One of the rules of etiquette at a posh gathering.
Rules
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08-15-2005, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art One of the rules of etiquette at a posh gathering.
Rules | The way one feels when standing in a line, wishing the first letter of your last name came before the 12th letter of the English alphabet.
mastic
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