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  1. 02-07-2012 11:56 AM #5121
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    That lack of feeling that you get in your toes when you walk barefoot on the ice.


    ice
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  2. 02-08-2012 12:12 PM #5122
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim View Post
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    The sound one makes when attempting to sit on a cactus.

    Cactus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Cactus
    Half of an embarrassing confession from a Hillbilly with bowel problems (i.e. "Cactus pants, Mary-Jo")

    Pants
    The Stalwart Panda

    I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post

    Pants
    The heraldic symbol of a child born without anesthesia.

    Anesthesia
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

    - Principia Discordia



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  5. 02-09-2012 10:25 AM #5125
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    The heraldic symbol of a child born without anesthesia.

    Anesthesia
    Same as euthanasia, but only in the scope of ones parent's female sibling.

    (okay, that kinda worked in my head, but not so much in print.)

    Sibling.
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  6. 02-10-2012 05:16 AM #5126
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim View Post
    Sibling.
    To perform the job of oracle to a god or goddess. Also, to nag and scold an aging, Brilliantine, stick-insect-like Torquay-hotel-managing husband.

    Oracle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Oracle
    The method of propulsion for a small Welsh boat.

    Propulsion
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  8. 02-10-2012 12:18 PM #5128
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    That warm, tingly feeling you get in your fingertips when you put your hand in an aeroplane prop.

    Tingly
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  9. 02-17-2012 06:53 PM #5129
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim View Post
    Tingly
    A Chinese porn star.

    Jeopardy
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  10. 02-21-2012 09:26 PM #5130
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inq

    Jeopardy
    A cross between J-lo and a Leopard

    Leopard.
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  11. 02-22-2012 05:24 AM #5131
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander Kai View Post
    Leopard.
    A role for DiCaprio.

    Capriole
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  12. 02-23-2012 09:44 PM #5132
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Capriole
    What you might see on a topless beach on a specific Mediterranean island

    nude
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  13. 03-01-2012 05:37 AM #5133
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    nude
    The formative stage of immature Flying Spaghetti Monsters' appendages.

    Appendages
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Appendages
    The Golden Era of the Bureaucrat, in which no report was ever final and no discussion was ever closed.

    Shallow
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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    Shallow
    The Southern Hallows of Africa, where one may find a swallow.

    Swallow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander Kai View Post
    Swallow
    What the drunk said when he ran into the side of a building.

    Building
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Building
    What the drunk got on the side of his head, if his name was William.

    weak
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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    What the former Warsaw Pact countries, China, North Korea and others reply when asked what assault weapon they favor.

    Favor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Favor
    One of twelve, with a bias.

    bias
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    bias
    Too easy.

    To avail oneself of the services of a prostitute.

    Prostitute
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