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  1. 12-29-2009 08:03 PM #4841
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dread Pirate View Post
    The act of relieving one's self in the woods while suffering from a serious speech impediment such as a lisp
    I don't get it.
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  2. 12-30-2009 07:47 AM #4842
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dread Pirate View Post
    impediment
    Building foundation embellished with small demons.

    Foundation
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  3. 12-30-2009 08:07 PM #4843
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidX View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dread Pirate View Post
    The act of relieving one's self in the woods while suffering from a serious speech impediment such as a lisp
    I don't get it.
    Think of what bears do in the woods...
    I tip my hat to you Dread, VERY funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    Foundation
    The act of discovering lost empires.

    Empire.
    .
    I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
    ~ Abraham Maslow
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  4. 12-30-2009 10:37 PM #4844
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palisadeur View Post


    Empire.
    The thing you burn James Bond's boss on after he is dead.

    potentate
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

    - Principia Discordia



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  5. 12-31-2009 01:37 AM #4845
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palisadeur View Post
    Think of what bears do in the woods...
    I tip my hat to you Dread, VERY funny.


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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!


    nice
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  6. 12-31-2009 04:25 PM #4846
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    potentate

    The Sultan of Spliff

    Quiver
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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  7. 01-01-2010 01:45 AM #4847
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Quiver
    Bliss expressed by the arrow when it is sheathed.

    paroxysm
    I'm not runnin'.
    It's a little different now.
    'Cause one of us is goin'...
    ONE OF US IS GOIN' DOWN ! Sick Puppies
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  8. 01-01-2010 09:07 AM #4848
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
    paroxysm
    A convulsion of contradiction.

    Contradiction
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  9. 01-01-2010 01:32 PM #4849
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post

    Contradiction
    How to tell a Nicaraguan rebel from a loyal Sandinista.

    Retrogression
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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  10. 01-01-2010 10:59 PM #4850
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Retrogression
    Wishing I had threatened my opponent first.

    Salutary
    I'm not runnin'.
    It's a little different now.
    'Cause one of us is goin'...
    ONE OF US IS GOIN' DOWN ! Sick Puppies
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  11. 01-02-2010 09:31 PM #4851
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post

    Salutary
    Tardy acknowledgment of a superior officer


    acknowledge
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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  12. 01-06-2010 10:23 AM #4852
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    acknowledge
    A rock climber's last words.

    epitaph
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  13. 01-07-2010 03:56 PM #4853
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post

    epitaph
    Gesture notifying the doctor that the anesthetic injection isn't working.

    Anesthetic
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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  14. 01-08-2010 01:42 AM #4854
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Anesthetic
    The nagging suspicion that you were just called the wrong name during intercourse, but can't be sure due to your own shrieks of ecstasy.



    Suspicion
    .
    I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
    ~ Abraham Maslow
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  15. 01-12-2010 03:37 PM #4855
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidX View Post
    I don't get it.
    Replace the s's with f's and you should
    The highest courage is to dare to be yourself in the face of adversity...for there is never a wrong time to do the right thing. ----Unknown
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  16. 01-15-2010 04:44 PM #4856
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palisadeur View Post
    Suspicion
    An atom about whose number of protons and electrons you are not quite sure.

    Arbitrary
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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  17. 01-16-2010 08:08 PM #4857
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Arbitrary
    An Ornery Copse of Trees.


    Ornery.
    .
    I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
    ~ Abraham Maslow
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  18. 01-18-2010 01:42 AM #4858
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    The art of making Christmas decor.


    Decor
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  19. 01-18-2010 10:46 PM #4859
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nusy View Post


    Decor
    The act of getting that crunchy seedy bit out of the apple.

    kittycat
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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  20. 01-19-2010 01:21 PM #4860
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    kittycat
    A Mercury Cougar implanted with the AI from the Trans Am in Knight Rider.

    Solitude.
    - Will
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