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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    Track
    Performing name of a busty female rapper.

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    Very happy Spanish-speaking crop pants.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nusy View Post
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    Irish for potatoes, Scots for whiskey, Californian for weed.

    Weed
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    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Weed--contracted Southern verb denoting plural action

    example--Weed all go fencin' before dinner on Thursdays.




    fencin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dread Pirate View Post
    fencin'

    To offend your deity of choice with a sword sport pun.

    Offend
    Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by remistress View Post
    To offend your deity of choice with a sword sport pun.

    Offend
    Where you your next retreat will take you when someone has you backed into your side of the strip!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dread Pirate View Post
    retreat

    To take last year's obtained candy and give it away to this year's children.

    Children
    Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by remistress View Post

    Children
    Potsie in suspended animation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Pelagic
    Only one of your legs is paralyzed.

    or: baptismal water for those without original sin.

    blasphemous
    I'm not runnin'.
    It's a little different now.
    'Cause one of us is goin'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post

    blasphemous
    One of the lesser-known Cyclops, cousin to Polyphemous, who due to his periodic fits of apathy could not rouse himself to bother Ulysses and his men and thus retained his vision.

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    A magical charm causing the victim to break out in sequins.


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    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post


    sequin
    Bach's basic beginning building block

    Bacchanal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
    Bacchanal
    Where you go for Baroque...

    sinister
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    sinister
    The Devil's left-hand man


    plinth
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    'Cause one of us is goin'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post


    plinth
    Sound made when your lute string breaks.

    Lute
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Lute
    Fauvel's ill-gotten gains

    avarice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
    Fauvel's ill-gotten gains

    avarice
    Virgin rice of glory

    virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidX View Post
    Virgin rice of glory

    virgin
    A delicious combination of gin and vermouth. AKA: martini.

    Apple.
    - Will

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacoKierkegaard View Post
    A delicious combination of gin and vermouth. AKA: martini.

    Apple.
    Sex-magick alchemically transmuted into fruit.

    Froissemont.


    (He Jack - is you going to Nightmare before Christmas or Gold Frankincense and Myyrder or 2010 Hangover Classic?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidX View Post
    Froissemont
    A hill of jello.

    Blancmange
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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