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    Quote Originally Posted by Sins of the Fleche View Post
    Cyclic
    Tonto with wheels;

    or

    The sound that shower rings make as they break after a visitation by Anthony Perkins.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith View Post



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    An alternative definition I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

    VCR eject function for old suspense movies.


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    An acerbic older man.

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    Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by remistress View Post

    Acerbic
    Cheap Balkan ballpoint pen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
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    A Balkan's backside.

    Or, alternatively, a rubbish tie.


    Alternatively
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    I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage

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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post

    Alternatively
    Nickname for a villain named Whiplash after he "comes out".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
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    A bad poem of limited and complex form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
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    An archaic, vest-like article of clothing worn by certain subgroups of Homo sapien fencerus. It is believed to be a totem of religious significance signifying a warrior's Achilles Heel, as those who wear such vests only admit defeat after being hit somewhere on this piece of clothing. However, the sub-species Homo sapien epeeus does not show any respect or homage to this piece of clothing, going as so far to ignore its existence, or even questioning if it ever existed at all.


    Archaic
    "All epeeists wear very expensive running shoes which they have invariably stolen. It is a mark of shame in the epee subculture to wear legally-purchased footwear. Naturally this is difficult to ascertain merely by looking, and of course asking about it can lead to other complications."---Dave Barry (assist to Peach)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sins of the Fleche View Post


    Archaic
    antediluvian malady


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
    chamfer
    Hairy Naugahyde.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith View Post
    Naugahyde.
    Those parts of the deceased which cannot be processed into Soylent Green.

    Oligopsony
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post

    Oligopsony
    Lubricant for Japanese TV's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
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    Devonshire toilet cleaning implements.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith View Post
    Gallimaufry.
    French moms on the beach on a hot sunny day, sans Piz Buin.

    Qualify
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post

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    A tributary of the sacred river Alph. Together with the Skai and the Oukianos it is one of the four main navigable waterways in Dreamland.

    Perquisite
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    A really fancy perk you receive for doing something important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RkfdFencer View Post

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    guy who cleans pigeon poop off the decks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron View Post
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    An asian fruit, seedless, with a tough rind.

    rubric
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rkfd Fencer View Post
    rubric
    A full contact rick-roll for bumpkins.


    querulous
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
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    Of or pertaining to the regulations governing billiard sticks.

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