01-04-2008, 11:48 PM
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#4001 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
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| The principles of adhesion
spanakopita
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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01-08-2008, 02:13 PM
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#4002 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by magic_moose 
spanakopita
| To arch from one side of a kopita to the other.
Rut
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01-09-2008, 07:55 AM
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#4003 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Rut | The state one finds oneself in after years of opposing inevitable change (for instance, colored uniforms), temporary insanity (visor masks) and age-old status quo (yelling during bouts).
Alternatively, the state that one finds oneself in after contemplating the prospect of one (in my case) or multiple (in many cases) attractive unclothed members of one's preferred sex.
Corrupt
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Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
Last edited by sabreur; 01-10-2008 at 05:36 AM.
Reason: To achieve gender neutrality.
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01-09-2008, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Corrupt | Either:
(a) Two volcanoes going off at the same time, or
(b) State my hard drive achieves just moments before I start a back-up.
Magma
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01-10-2008, 01:31 PM
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#4005 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith
Magma
| The unfortunate woman who gave birth to, suckled and raised Good Morning America. ( Ouch. )
Horripilation
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01-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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| A horrible compilation.
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01-10-2008, 05:02 PM
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#4007 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Nusy Curmudgeon | Irascible cross between a stick-puppet frog and a wood pigeon.
Faience.
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01-11-2008, 06:12 AM
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#4008 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Faience. | Permit to build in an Elfland area zoned for agriculture.
gob
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01-11-2008, 04:46 PM
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#4009 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by sabreur gob | A bad magician and a worse brother.
Bandicoot
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01-11-2008, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Bandicoot | To exchange blows with an old man.
lees
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01-15-2008, 10:02 PM
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#4011 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
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| People you run into while walking on a very windy day.
alternate
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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01-16-2008, 10:01 AM
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#4012 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by magic_moose alternate | Surgery to ensure that Nathan will always sing soprano. And how obvious was that?
Soprano
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01-16-2008, 01:58 PM
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#4013 | | Senior Member
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| Juilliard candidate most likely to flunk out.
...primadonna...
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"At the very heart of the power relationship, and constantly provoking it, are the recalcitrance of the will and the intransigence of freedom."
Michel Foucault, "The Subject and Power"
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01-16-2008, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Meteoric Iron ...primadonna... | Female fencer which constantly insists that Parry 1 applies to all situations. This is also a normal manefestation of the disease lackoffootworkitis.
Valkerie
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01-19-2008, 06:29 PM
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#4015 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by remistress Valkerie | The Great Lake in which it is actor Kilmer's wierd to drown one day.
But you know, the word is actually spelled with a 'y', which would make it:
Bertinelli's hymn of praise to Jenny Craig.
Apoplectic
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01-21-2008, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Apoplectic | Unable to read the words on a soft drink can.
Incandescent.
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01-22-2008, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Incandescent. | The feeling the Mercury astronauts had during reentry.
mercury
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01-22-2008, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur mercury | From the Redneck wiki:-
Polish woman who became the first scientist to win two Nobel prizes.
Polish
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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01-23-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art Polish | Organization responsible for the apprehension of denture thieves.
Constabulary
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01-25-2008, 02:15 PM
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#4020 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Constabulary | Eg the prison hospital.
Spavined
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