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    Curmudgeon Emeritus Array Inquartata's Avatar
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    And I must "spread some around" first.
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    You can spread it my way... I kind of liked my "Il Duce" pun frankly. (Of course, I always like my own puns)
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    propinquity
    The position a certain memeber of the boards plays when on a rugby pitch.

    Pitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    Pitch
    That which one must pscratch.

    Straddle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Straddle
    State of euphoria induced by the playing of an expensive violin

    Reticule
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    A shy person laughing behind his sleeve at someone else.

    Pocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    Pocket
    What you get from the disease Extremely small pox.

    Reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by warlordkenobi View Post


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    The fulsome mutual praise which characterizes many of the posts on the "Epeeists Only" thread. And indeed any remark praising epee.

    Fulsome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Fulsome
    The optimist's take on what a pessimist would think of as emptysome.

    Foundered
    "Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by oiuyt View Post
    Foundered
    Act of finding a female's head.

    Container
    "Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein

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    A device used to restrain repeat offenders.

    asinine
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    asinine
    The tangent of Brittany Spear's rump.

    Rump
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    Rump
    TXT msg speak asking if you are a member of the UK government.

    Government
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik_blank View Post

    Government
    The proper term for a group of corrupt self-important bastards outside the private sector. You know, like a murder of crows or a pod of whales. ( Oh, look, it's a spinoff of the Venery Game. )

    Pod
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Pod
    Acronym: P.O.D. Previously Overlooked Diatribe - Often associated with f.net thread contributions by Inq. that suddenly get re-discovered by new readers.

    Reader
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik_blank View Post
    Reader
    About that snake...

    Serpent
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post
    Serpent
    A ruling symbol of devil worship

    Contiguous
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    Contiguous
    Howard Hughes' little-known first attempt at a huge wooden airplane, using particleboard.

    Particular
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Particular
    Somewhat strange.

    peculiar
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur View Post

    peculiar
    In certain primitive tribes in Africa, it is thought that a chicken can always be used to determine whether or not a person is telling the truth. The accused prevaricator is buried up to his chin in the earth, and the fowl is placed in near proximity. If it ignores him, he is declared to have been telling the truth, and he is dug out and freed. If however the bird attacks him, his fate is sealed. A chickencoop is built around him and filled with birds, and he is executed by being slowly buried in the inevitable faeces...

    Inevitable
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