01-25-2007, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur helix | What a male does with an... ...ice cream cone.
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01-25-2007, 07:03 AM
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| A simple minded puring cat.
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01-25-2007, 01:04 PM
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#3343 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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horefrost | What one does with one's dead prostitute after one is done thawing her out and playing with her. (  )
Blowzy
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01-25-2007, 05:16 PM
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#3344 | | Feline Groovy
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Blowzy | How one thaws out said person? (Ewww.)
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01-25-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by VorpalCat Invisible | What you wish you were when a cop drives by and sees the aforementioned person...
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01-26-2007, 03:33 PM
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| You eat really disgusting!
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01-26-2007, 04:20 PM
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| A persons sloppy hand writing that makes the 'a' in at look like an 'e'.
blood test
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01-26-2007, 06:08 PM
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blood test | A exam to find out your bloods IQ.
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01-26-2007, 07:09 PM
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| A vole civilisation.
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01-26-2007, 07:54 PM
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| A tub that you coated in lard.
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01-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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| the act of lifting a hex
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01-27-2007, 03:35 PM
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#3352 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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carbon | Type of fire, a favorite of French Muslim youths and some American football fans.
Youth
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01-27-2007, 04:25 PM
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01-27-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Nusy Love | That which cannot be purchased, save with your soul, is inestimable when you have it, and worthless when you do not.
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01-28-2007, 01:49 PM
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#3355 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Honesty | The muddy pens wherein whetsones are kept.
Kept
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01-30-2007, 09:00 AM
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| What a redneck thinks Superman is... "Why lookee thair, Jebediah, it's the Kept Crusader..."
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01-30-2007, 12:54 PM
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#3357 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by sabreur locomotive | Colloq. The insanity defense.
Aposiopesis
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01-31-2007, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Aposiopesis | One of the worst words that you could get while participating in an Elementary School Spelling Bee.
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01-31-2007, 10:39 AM
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01-31-2007, 11:26 AM
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