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| The special art of warfare practiced by the Israelites.
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01-15-2005, 03:48 PM
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| what the food you prepare tastes like to everyone else
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01-15-2005, 03:52 PM
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| Soil thrown into the air by a tractor.
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01-15-2005, 07:58 PM
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01-15-2005, 08:15 PM
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| Where you head is after a long night drinking.
Heat pump.
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01-15-2005, 08:28 PM
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| That cute little back arching thing that female cats do when they're looking for a good time.
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01-15-2005, 10:44 PM
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| Cauilflower-the phoning up of a flower, possibly nutritional and certainly delicious. Like Cornflower.
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01-16-2005, 12:16 AM
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| Cornflower's cheeks when you flirt with her outrageously.
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01-16-2005, 09:38 AM
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01-16-2005, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by HillBilly your partner early in the morning
Freeze | A gratis Cyrillic 'Z' sound (in Russian/Serbian the letter is called 'ze').
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01-16-2005, 10:24 AM
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| Timings used by London Underground during times of poor service (e.g. ah, you will be lucky if the next train to Hammersmith arrives in this Millennium)
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01-16-2005, 06:31 PM
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| The act of merging all of the Roy's and Al's in the world together, usually resulting in utter chaos, thus, Royal.
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01-16-2005, 06:41 PM
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| That organization which is set to rule the earth and ruin us all. Even those people thought to be veritable saints, become evil and are regarded as being spineless slimebags if they get very far within this organization. See also: Antichrist
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01-16-2005, 08:40 PM
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| Kismet - A denizen of fencing.net known for her beautiful eyes and sparkling good looks. Her only apparent flaw is her choice of weapons.
technical
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01-16-2005, 09:46 PM
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01-16-2005, 10:00 PM
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#276 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Something that used to be aired in the U.S but now has been replaced by the opinions of random callers from Texas and the reason the Bennifer marriage destroyed Aniston's and Pitt's Marriage. Now, it can only be viewed in Canada.
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01-17-2005, 12:30 AM
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| A little known relative of the Murphy of Murphy's law. Brown's most noted law is "A Brown plant is a dead plant." Apparently he was unsuccessful in gardening.
Incarnate.
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01-17-2005, 01:16 AM
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| Street name of notorious driver known only as Nathan.
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01-17-2005, 02:46 AM
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2. A giant pinapple tree which makes a high pitched, rolling-tongue sound.
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01-17-2005, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by drippingwet Boredom | A small town in---well, anywhere.
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