02-20-2006, 08:18 AM
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#2321 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Shrew | Past tense of "shrub: to bring forth stunted offspring." Usage example: "Barbara Bush sure shrew when she had George W."
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02-20-2006, 12:10 PM
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#2322 | | Incorruptible
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| The absence of the act of temporarily paralyzing someone.
fraudulent
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02-20-2006, 01:10 PM
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#2323 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by gtmac fraudulent | The woman Sabreur dates between Ash Wednesday and Easter.
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02-20-2006, 01:13 PM
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#2324 | | Incorruptible
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| A question asking something or someone's approximate location.
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02-20-2006, 02:59 PM
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#2325 | | Senior Member
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| What you do when you open a letter.
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02-20-2006, 03:02 PM
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#2326 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 postman | The guy who holds the post and nods his head so the other guy can hit it.
Avocado
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02-20-2006, 03:47 PM
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#2327 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by parrythis Avocado | What the stuffed-up tour guide told his group Mt. Etna is.
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02-21-2006, 03:00 PM
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| Similar to a special Egyptian bread.
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02-21-2006, 11:07 PM
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#2329 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Nusy Bread. | What the Pillsbury Doughboy and his wife did to put a bun in her oven.
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02-22-2006, 11:07 PM
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#2330 | | Incorruptible
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| A German ale drinking rodent.
moribund
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02-23-2006, 12:30 AM
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#2331 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by gtmac moribund | When the Pillsbury Doughboy and his wife are expecting a second time.
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02-23-2006, 03:05 PM
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#2332 | | Senior Member
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| Past tense form of a verb meaning "To go on a date with a *****."
Verb
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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02-23-2006, 03:55 PM
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#2333 | | Senior Member
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| the second solution... Version B 
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02-23-2006, 04:10 PM
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| A nun who can't spell.
Nun
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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02-23-2006, 04:16 PM
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#2335 | | Epee fencing addict
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| What the fourth little piggy had.
Racer
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02-23-2006, 04:33 PM
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| a fast razor
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02-23-2006, 04:50 PM
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| What your bodily fluids look like when you eat too many carrots.
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02-23-2006, 10:36 PM
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#2338 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Carrot |
Rust.
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02-24-2006, 03:00 PM
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| A still Christmas decoration.
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02-25-2006, 07:26 PM
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#2340 | | Incorruptible
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| What you should never be on the piste.
larceny
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