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  1. 01-04-2006 09:05 PM #2041
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen
    Helicopter.
    Blindness caused by staring directly at the sun (from the greek helios and optikos). Contrary to popular belief, staring at page 3 of the Sun does not cause blindness, just hairy palms.


    Onanism.
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  2. 01-04-2006 09:39 PM #2042
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith
    Onanism.
    To come to grips with loneliness.

    Psalter
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  3. 01-05-2006 04:00 AM #2043
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Psalter
    That thing right over there next to the peppermill.

    Alternatively, a tool to convert the sighted to the blind.

    Ritual.
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  4. 01-05-2006 10:32 AM #2044
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Ritual.
    Mass-addressed email.

    Address
    But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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  5. 01-05-2006 11:37 AM #2045
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy
    Address
    what the Neanderthal father said when his teenage daughter was about to go to a party.

    teenage
    The Stalwart Panda

    I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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  6. 01-05-2006 12:06 PM #2046
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    teenage
    The reward for twelve years of hard work parenting--see D+F+P.

    Puerile
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  7. 01-05-2006 12:26 PM #2047
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Puerile
    How to get a silly old bear angry.

    Bear
    But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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  8. 01-05-2006 01:36 PM #2048
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy
    Bear
    Not wareing any cloeths.


    Homburg.
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  9. 01-05-2006 02:13 PM #2049
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith

    Homburg.
    Ebenezer Scrooge's home town, or, where Purple Fencer lives.

    Prestidigitation
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  10. 01-05-2006 02:25 PM #2050
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Prestidigitation
    The skilled art of making fingers and toes disappear and reappear.

    irksome
    Check out my store:
    Fencing apparel for KOS and others

    "Ah.......I see you have a sword! I have one too! They're very manly and tough!" -Mulan

    http://fencinggirl.blogspot.com

    This is a sexual subliminal message!!!!!
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  11. 01-05-2006 04:46 PM #2051
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencergal33
    irksome
    A partial smirk.

    Reflection
    One test is worth a thousand opinions.
    I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
    Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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  12. 01-07-2006 09:51 PM #2052
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis
    Reflection
    What George W. Bush called a years or so ago.

    called
    The Stalwart Panda

    I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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  13. 01-08-2006 02:20 PM #2053
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    A small bright thing from Western America.

    Bright
    ***Nusy***
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    I'm married to the Hussar of f.net...
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  14. 01-08-2006 09:02 PM #2054
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    To be correct (Bright=B-Right=Be Right)

    Insanity
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  15. 01-09-2006 03:49 AM #2055
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyhades
    To be correct (Bright=B-Right=Be Right)
    Never explain a joke or your response in this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyhades
    Insanity
    The state of one's shorts after a day at the beach.

    Beach-baby
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  16. 01-09-2006 12:13 PM #2056
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Beach-baby
    The result of a night of drunken carousing at the shore

    Drunken
    But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
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    Someone too weak. Not the beer is strong, you're weak....

    Weak
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    something with a tournament on the end (sometimes)
    (weekend...)

    Rubber
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyhades
    Rubber
    Something that will get you either kissed or slapped, depending upon context.

    Succinct
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    What you do when the sink is clogged.

    Aparatus
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