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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Helicopter. | Blindness caused by staring directly at the sun (from the greek helios and optikos). Contrary to popular belief, staring at page 3 of the Sun does not cause blindness, just hairy palms.
Onanism.
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01-04-2006, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Onanism. | To come to grips with loneliness.
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01-05-2006, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Psalter | That thing right over there next to the peppermill.
Alternatively, a tool to convert the sighted to the blind.
Ritual.
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01-05-2006, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Ritual. | Mass-addressed email.
Address
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01-05-2006, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Goofy Address | what the Neanderthal father said when his teenage daughter was about to go to a party.
teenage
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01-05-2006, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art teenage | The reward for twelve years of hard work parenting--see D+F+P.
Puerile
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01-05-2006, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Puerile | How to get a silly old bear angry.
Bear
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01-05-2006, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Goofy Bear | Not wareing any cloeths.
Homburg.
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01-05-2006, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith
Homburg.
| Ebenezer Scrooge's home town, or, where Purple Fencer lives.
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01-05-2006, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Prestidigitation | The skilled art of making fingers and toes disappear and reappear.
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01-05-2006, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 irksome | A partial smirk.
Reflection
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01-07-2006, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Reflection | What George W. Bush called a years or so ago.
called
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01-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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Bright
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01-08-2006, 08:02 PM
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01-09-2006, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Krazyhades Insanity | The state of one's shorts after a day at the beach.
Beach-baby
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01-09-2006, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Beach-baby | The result of a night of drunken carousing at the shore
Drunken
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Weak
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| something with a tournament on the end (sometimes)
(weekend...)
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01-09-2006, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Krazyhades Rubber | Something that will get you either kissed or slapped, depending upon context.
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| What you do when the sink is clogged.
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