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Thread: Alternative Definition

  1. 12-25-2005 04:53 PM #2021
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Dinghy
    The sound a jingle bell makes.

    Fission.
    "I don't get mad... I get stabby." -Fat Tony
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  2. 12-25-2005 08:22 PM #2022
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    Quote Originally Posted by restlesscheese

    Fission.
    What Homer Simpson sometimes does downstream from his workplace.

    Pecuniary
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  3. 12-25-2005 09:13 PM #2023
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Pecuniary
    A factory where a certain type of nut is sorted for distribution.

    Distribution
    The Stalwart Panda

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  4. 12-26-2005 08:40 AM #2024
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    Distribution
    The black art of ascribing non-existent quotes to an individual, in order to diminish their credibility--see "Limbaugh, O'Reilly, et al."

    scurvy
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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  5. 12-26-2005 11:32 AM #2025
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    slightly curved.

    Christmas
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  6. 12-26-2005 07:50 PM #2026
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nusy

    Christmas
    Some Greek mothers.

    Aposiopestic
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  7. 12-26-2005 09:07 PM #2027
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Aposiopestic
    Family of sauces invented by one of Christ's followers

    Quote
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  8. 12-30-2005 01:36 PM #2028
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    Quote
    A cot that floats on the water.

    Standard
    One test is worth a thousand opinions.
    I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
    Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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  9. 01-02-2006 07:01 PM #2029
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis
    Standard
    What the posh, confused redneck asked when he saw the stranger's birth certificate.

    birth
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  10. 01-03-2006 05:46 AM #2030
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    What the posh, confused redneck asked when he saw the stranger's birth certificate.

    birth
    An event linking a moment's concupiscence and a nine-month load with two years of sleepnessness and 18 years of travail.

    Concupiscence
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  11. 01-03-2006 08:21 AM #2031
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Concupiscence
    The moment of happiness that is sometimes followed a few months later by sheer dread for the future.

    future
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  12. 01-03-2006 02:37 PM #2032
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    future
    Colour or genus of flowering plant named after the yet-to-be-born Leonhart von Fuchs II.


    Perfect.
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  13. 01-03-2006 05:38 PM #2033
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith
    Perfect.
    The sound a cat makes just before it horks up a hairball.

    Hairball
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  14. 01-03-2006 07:18 PM #2034
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis
    Hairball
    One of Sabreurs dogs.


    Upgrade.
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  15. 01-03-2006 07:28 PM #2035
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis
    Hairball
    Natural remedies, such as echinacea, St. John's wort, etc. in Scotland. Also "hairball tea".


    Tisane.
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  16. 01-03-2006 08:35 PM #2036
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Smith
    Tisane.
    Ancient remedy given to mental patients, epsecially 14th century England. It is now known to be a poison.

    remedy
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  17. 01-03-2006 09:53 PM #2037
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    remedy
    A town in Iraq, the day after a neutron bomb airburst overhead.

    Minus
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  18. 01-04-2006 03:44 AM #2038
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen
    One of Sabreurs dogs.
    I beg your pardon....? They are lean, mean, running machines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen
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    What Betty was seeking under the professor's desk.

    Quote Originally Posted by inquartata
    Minus
    A non-bear, belonging to me, as opposed to Yoursus.....

    Butterball
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  19. 01-04-2006 07:31 AM #2039
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    Butterball
    What blokes get, when they stand too close to the microwave.

    microwave
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  20. 01-04-2006 08:02 AM #2040
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    microwave
    Small and/or young boys doing the 'Helicopter'...


    Helicopter.
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