12-25-2005, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Dinghy | The sound a jingle bell makes.
Fission.
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12-25-2005, 08:22 PM
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#2022 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by restlesscheese
Fission.
| What Homer Simpson sometimes does downstream from his workplace.
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12-25-2005, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Pecuniary | A factory where a certain type of nut is sorted for distribution.
Distribution
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12-26-2005, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art Distribution | The black art of ascribing non-existent quotes to an individual, in order to diminish their credibility--see "Limbaugh, O'Reilly, et al."
scurvy
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12-26-2005, 11:32 AM
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12-26-2005, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Nusy
Christmas
| Some Greek mothers.
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12-26-2005, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Aposiopestic | Family of sauces invented by one of Christ's followers
Quote
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12-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art Quote | A cot that floats on the water.
Standard
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01-02-2006, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Standard | What the posh, confused redneck asked when he saw the stranger's birth certificate.
birth
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01-03-2006, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art What the posh, confused redneck asked when he saw the stranger's birth certificate.
birth | An event linking a moment's concupiscence and a nine-month load with two years of sleepnessness and 18 years of travail.
Concupiscence
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01-03-2006, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Concupiscence | The moment of happiness that is sometimes followed a few months later by sheer dread for the future.
future
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01-03-2006, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art future | Colour or genus of flowering plant named after the yet-to-be-born Leonhart von Fuchs II.
Perfect.
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01-03-2006, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Perfect. | The sound a cat makes just before it horks up a hairball.
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01-03-2006, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Hairball | One of Sabreurs dogs.
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01-03-2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Hairball | Natural remedies, such as echinacea, St. John's wort, etc. in Scotland. Also "hairball tea".
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01-03-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Smith Tisane. | Ancient remedy given to mental patients, epsecially 14th century England. It is now known to be a poison.
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01-03-2006, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art remedy | A town in Iraq, the day after a neutron bomb airburst overhead.
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01-04-2006, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen One of Sabreurs dogs. | I beg your pardon....? They are lean, mean, running machines. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Upgrade. | What Betty was seeking under the professor's desk.  Quote: |
Originally Posted by inquartata Minus | A non-bear, belonging to me, as opposed to Yoursus.....
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01-04-2006, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Butterball | What blokes get, when they stand too close to the microwave.
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01-04-2006, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art microwave | Small and/or young boys doing the 'Helicopter'... 
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