12-24-2004, 12:04 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Coast
Posts: 2,367
| 12 days of Fencing
Let's revive the old chestnut. Copy and paste the lyrics so each poster has the full song as they add to it.
On the first day of Fencing, my true love gave to me:
The secret to the Universal Parry.
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"Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
William Black, Ph.D.
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12-24-2004, 12:09 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,986
| On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two body cords
On the first day of Fencing, my true love gave to me:
The secret to the Universal Parry.
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
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12-24-2004, 01:26 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mass/ct
Posts: 3,226
| On the third Day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two body cords
and The secret to the Universal Parry
On the first day of Fencing, my true love gave to me:
The secret to the Universal Parry. | |
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12-24-2004, 01:48 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada
Posts: 495
| On the fourth day of Fencing my true love gave to me
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry! | |
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12-24-2004, 02:46 PM
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#5 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,783
| On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry! | |
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12-24-2004, 04:18 PM
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#6 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry!
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"Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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12-24-2004, 07:21 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brisbane - Australia
Posts: 348
| On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry! | |
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12-24-2004, 07:37 PM
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#8 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,783
| On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me
Eight broken bladesSeven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry! | |
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12-24-2004, 07:56 PM
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#9 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,407
| On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me
Nine epeeists bouncing
Eight broken blades
Seven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry!
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Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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12-24-2004, 08:03 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, La for the moment
Posts: 1,010
| On the ten day of Christmas, My true love gave to me
Ten Sabres Slashing
Nine epeeists bouncing
Eight broken blades
Seven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry!
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"ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK" - Gen. Patton
I miss Fencergrl!!! | |
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12-24-2004, 09:30 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hamilton, ON
Posts: 219
| On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me
Eleven foilists flicking
Ten Sabres Slashing
Nine epeeists bouncing
Eight broken blades
Seven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry! | |
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12-24-2004, 11:46 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Amherst, MA and Franklin, MA
Posts: 2,442
| On the tweltfth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve directors sucking
Eleven foilists flicking
Ten Sabres Slashing
Nine epeeists bouncing
Eight broken blades
Seven flicking bruises
six packs of tip screws
five LP gloves
four lunging lessons
3 french grips
two body cords
and The secret to the universal parry!
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-Kevin
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