Question game

[Black Jeebus]

All the emperor's men couldn't put R2-D2 back together again.

Who is your favorite Greek god?

[Go? Fencing?]

Apollo.

I'm serious. I broke my droid. Do you know any Jawa mechanaics?

[Black Jeebus]

No, but in Van Helsing, there are these jawa looking creatures that attack the main character. They're like attack jawas!

Do you ever wish you could be a Jedi?

[Go? Fencing?]

I am a Jedi. Didn't you know that?

[Black Jeebus]

No I didn't. You must have used your Jedi mind powers on...wait what were we talking about?

[Go? Fencing?]

My broken droid.

Ever fixed a droid?

[Black Jeebus]

I don't recall ever owning a droid before.

Why don't you watch scary movies?

[Go? Fencing?]

Because I don't enjoy them.

Do you think it's the lightsaber that's the problem, rather than the droid?

[Black Jeebus]

Well if you would remember to turn it off before sticking it in poor little R2 he might still be functioning.

Are we really geeks of such a high caliber?

[Nusy]

No......

Do you seem so?

[Go? Fencing?]

Yes.

You do know that I'm talking about a real droid, right?

[Black Jeebus]

Sort of.

Come teach me the ways of the force?

[Go? Fencing?]

Okay!

This is my droid. And he's stopped working.

When's the last time you got a paper cut?

[Black Jeebus]

Well, I haven't had one since I stopped working as a picture framer several years ago, but my mother got one like a week ago and I was there to see it.

Do you like Altoids Sours?

[Go? Fencing?]

Nope, I dislike both Altoids and sour.

I think it's the lightsaber that's not working. There's continuity in the circuit, though (Armoury is so applicable to everyday life! Go multimeter!), so I don't know what's wrong with it.

Don't you wish you had a droid?

[Nusy]

I doooo!!! A C3PO!

Isn't he soooo cute?

[Go? Fencing?]

Yes indeed!

And I think I just really need new batteries.

Will you send me some new batteries?

[Nusy]

From Hungary??????

[Go? Fencing?]

Well... they don't have them in stock at my local Target.

Please?

[Nusy]

Umm... it's night, and shops are closed. Tomorrow Sunday. Everything closed. Sorry.

Anything else I can help you with?